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System is not working? bill: there are so many problems with the healthcare website, not evening congress can trust it. the memo just went out telling staffers not to believe what they have read. well explain that. martha: you think its cold where you live? bundle up. well show you the coldest place on earth. bill: not jersey, right? martha: no. though it can get chilly. its not new york.

>> that snooki is from new york, not jersey. shes 22, 49", into tanning and big hair and likes guys who, in her words, are juice heads. yeah. we asked snookis people -- she has people. we asked her people today for a statement and they -- yeah, we did. we tried to see if she would come on but apparently shes still shooting "jersey shore." >> she has people? >> yeah. shes still shooting the "jersey shore." this late at night shes probably passed out in the hot tub already. >> you never know. >> y...