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I almost laughed out loud when I saw this absurd article in the fashion blog Afru. Afru, which I have featured in an article once or twice before, is just the sort of highly politicized absurdist site...

Youre stressed out on election night the new york time has some odd advice for that readers who are coping with that election stress. the newspaper released a five step guide as the polls close on tuesday the five step to try five finger breathing, cooldown, move, breathe like a baby, limit your scrolling, meet my response and your times as if we all lived in florida and counted our ballots the way they did efficiently and you want like ron desantis bite 19 points you would not be stressed out. ...

Contribute to that also. baton rouge is not expected to crest until january 19th. new orleans will be a little bit earlier. here is the thing. notice new orleans is the lowest of the colors. its only action stage, not flood stage. the reason for that they have the bonnet carre spillway that takes place between baton rouge and new orleans. as the water comes down through baton routh they can use the spillway to take excess water and put it into lake pontchartrain and areas like new orleans dont g...

the search continues for a missing girl. >> please get somebody over here. >> the 911 tape and fathers calm call to police. the high profile search intensifying. plus this -- >> jpmorgan is one of the best managed banks there is. jamie dimon, the head of it, is one of the smartest bankers we got. >> president obama going on "the view" stressing why its important for wall street to clean itself up. this hour shareholders are getting together in tampa. will they fire their dimon? >> bust...