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>> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole other world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a [ bleep ]ing baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like maybe thats the only time in my adult life that i feel like myself. you standing up there, you know what i mean, like gla...

Walk into a bar. >> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole other world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a [ bleep ]ing baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like maybe thats the only time in my adult life that i feel like myself. you standing up there, you know what...

Money. lots and lots of money. goddamn, i wonder if pavarotti is at the improv going, two jews walk into a bar. >> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole other world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a [ bleep ]ing baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like, maybe th...

Goddamn, i wonder if pavarotti is at the improv going, two jews walk into a bar. >> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole other world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a [ bleep ]ing baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like maybe thats the only time in my adult li...

Its this odd confessional. when i moved to l.a., i had an eyebrow. and my roommate at the time was like, hey, lets go make this into two. so i went to her waxing lady. i had never been to a waxing lady. and the lady called me in. and im like following her into her room. and she turns around and goes what are we doing today, just the mustache? i did have ocd. i had difficulty making eye contact with people for -- about until the age of 32. and so stand-up was so great for a way to connect with pe...

God damn, i wonder if pavarotti is at the improv going two jews walk into a bar. >> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole another world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a -- baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like maybe thats the only time in my adult life that ...

God, damn, i wonder if pavarotti is at the impro going two jews walk into a bar a. >> to me, its therapy. its another world for me. its such a great release. its such freedom. its wonderful. its great. its a whole another world. >> that is when i knew i was in a bad neighborhood. you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, its 3:00 in the morning. it was a -- baby standing on a corner. >> when im on stage, i get real happy up there. like maybe thats the only time in my adult life tha...

Yourself. sometimes i find myself telling audiences, my deepest darkest secrets. you know, its this odd confessional. >> when i moved to l.a., i had an eyebrow. and my roommate at the time was like, hey, lets go make this into two. so, i went to her waxing lady. id never been to like a waxing lady. and the lady called me and im following her into her room and she turns around and she goes, what are we doing today, just the mustache? >> i did have ocd. i had difficulty making eye contact with peo...

Secrets. this odd confessional. when i moved to l.a. i had an eye brow, and my roommate at the time was like hey, lets go make this into two. and so i went to her waxing lady, i had never went to a waxing lady. and the lady called me in and im following her into the room. and she turns around and shoosz like what are we doing to do a mustache. >> i had ocd, i head problems making eye contact with people to about the age of 32. so stand up was a way to connect with people that felt very safe. >> ...