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Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you...

Spying on me." i hope i didnt wake up your amazon echo. i apologize. a couple in portland, oregon, were shocked to discover their echo twice record device record their private conversations an sent it to a random contact without them even knowing it. that person called them and said, hey, off problem. >> i felt invaded, like total privacy invasion, like immediately im, like, im never plugging th ing thaging that de. i cant trust it. the person on the other line said, unplug your alexa devices ri...

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That is game seven of the world series every single week. okay. so people watch him, but does he have any juice? any pull? well, do you remember the riots in europe with the danish cartoon of the prophet muhammad that caused all the trouble? remember this? thats this guy. when you have the ear of 40 million people each week that is a lot of power. if you get upset with something as silly as a cartoon showing prophet muhammad the way it did, like he did, and he spokeout, off problem. saw the cart...

That is game seven of the world series every single week. okay. so people watch him, but does he have any juice? any pull? well, do you remember the riots in europe with the danish cartoon of the prophet muhammad that caused all the trouble? remember this? thats this guy. when you have the ear of 40 million people each week that is a lot of power. if you get upset with something as silly as a cartoon showing prophet muhammad the way it did, like he did, and he spokeout, off problem. saw the cart...