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could have been on toothpicks. this picture, base of the space needle, an app location, if you ask me. by the way, the only clean needle in seattle. [laughter] >> greg: is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i havent seen that much cottage cheese, since i used to wrestle in it. those unsightly old men were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. disgusting. they didnt have a cover charge. at minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. only pray the bikes were not rent...

toothpicks. this, these pictures, that is at the base of the space needle. an application if you asked me. it is the only cleanly -- clean needle in seattle. [laughter] but is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i have not seen that much cottage cheese since i used to wrestle in it. [laughter] not to kink-shame, but they were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. i know. disgusting. they did not even have a cover charge. but at a minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca...

for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] theres a transition you dont see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. lets go live to some monkeys. ♪♪ >> greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. weve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. were following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just ...

air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonights monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you dont see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update lets go live to some monkeys. ♪♪ >> greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. weve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. were following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this w...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: i agree with you, every one of you delicious people. happy tuesday. well, it only took a few thousand years but its happened. hell freezes over. >> greg: yes, hell has frozen over. hillary, get your ice skates ready. how else could you explain universities losing both cnn and thats like krispy kreme losing the support of lizzo. following last weeks hearings on campus anti-semitism fa read called on school to abandon their political insanity. roll it. >>...

Power it appears both sides remain far apart. >> now to this is the media right in its claim that democrats are in a full-blown freak out over biden earlier on "fox news sunday" ro khanna said not him. >> are you when the democrats freaking out? >> im not the last 20 years this country and national elections are always very close they are usually decided i a few% a few states this is going to be very, very close election and i think thats what democrats recognize that is a hard-fought battle we ...

Power it appears both sides remain far apart. >> now to this is the media right in its claim that democrats are in a full-blown freak out over biden earlier on "fox news sunday" ro khanna said not him. >> are you when the democrats freaking out? >> im not the last 20 years this country and national elections are always very close they are usually decided i a few% a few states this is going to be very, very close election and i think thats what democrats recognize that is a hard-fought battle we ...

Kids learned something about life and this cartoon helped us figure it out. >> greg: disney should do a movie about the naked bike riders. [laughter] >> greg: could learn something from that. >> thank you. >> kat: i dont think you could learn anything from that, to be clear. actu actually d rebrand because they are struggling to make money from their movies at this point. but they make a lot of money from their corndogs. [laughter] >> greg: oh -- >> kat: yes, they can sell a corndog for ten doll...

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