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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: well, folks, thank you. well, ladies and gentlemen, thats it for the report. we are off for the next two weeks. have a great may. well see new the summertime 2012, may 10th, 2012, from comedy centrals world studios in new york this is the daily show with jon ste warts. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jo...

hes not gonna get some. we could always split it 50/50/50. do you even hear what youre saying? your gums are bleeding. hey, howd it go? great, i just ratted you out. could i see you two boys for a minute, please? so youre not gonna get into any trouble at all? uh, no, not really. and since the mcpoyles are gonna plead guilty, im sort of off the hook completely. thats great. oh, im sorry, was he saying that the intervention worked? no, i dont think thats what hes saying. what are you ta...

but we begin tonight with last nights momentous news. >> it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be able to get married (cheers and applause) >> jon: finally,-- from its president of the united states. of course the president still believes it is an issue best left to the states. but theyre not complaining tonight. its a great day when the president of the united states says on national it was gay people should no longer be relegated to only p...

uh, timmy? yes, timmy. oh, dear. jimmy? yes? you know our policy. im afraid youre out of scouts. out of scouts? timmy. what? hey, wait a minute, this is crazy. you cant do this. wow, i never knew jimmy was gay. me neither. no, no! timmy! -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com captions paid for by mtv networks 2012, may 10th, 2012, from comedy centrals world studios in new york this is the daily show with jon ste warts. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme...

>> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a show for you today. robert caro will be joining us, author of "the passage of power" its the fourth volume in his remarkable biography of lbj, lbj, of course, spanish for the bj. (laughter) but we begin tonight with last nights momentous news. >> it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be able to get married (cheers and applause) >> jon: finally,-- from its president of the u...

captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a show for you today. robert caro will be joining us, author of "the passage of power" its the fourth volume in his remarkable biography of lbj, lbj, of course, spanish for the bj. (laughter) but we begin tonight with last nights momentous news. >> it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be ab...

>> gremlin. >> no. >> what about me. >> ya! >> look at this guy. man, youre what hitler had in mind. >> i am? thanks. >> thanks for coming, guys. (yelling ) >> all right. sun devils im taking my green screen back to hollywood. you can scrape off some of your makeup now. good night. [cheers and applause] ♪ 2012, may 10th, 2012, from comedy centrals world studios in new york this is the daily show with jon ste warts. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme ...