Old Hog News Today

The father of radical economic transformation and Umkhonto we Sizwe party volunteer-in-chief, Baba kaDuduzane, has intensified his campaign to kick his successor, McBuffalo, out of power

He’s in an open relationship, as a former COPE luminary points out

Remember when minister of load-shedding Kgosientsho Ramokgopa told us blackouts would ease off in the festive season, or when Fikile “Fearfokol” Mbalula told anyone who cared to listen that by December power cuts would be a thing of the past?

On the eve of McBuffalo’s jumbo jamboree with his Brics buddies, the South African Reserve Bank announced it had cleared him of any wrongdoing in relation to the Phala Phala scandal.

Hogarth recommends he while away the hours with the Herman Charles Bosman classic, ‘Cold Stone Jug’.

Cope is imploding into the political dust bin. Mosiuoa “Terror” Lekota was terrified this week when his deputy Willie Madisha’s supporters unleashed terror on him in a broadcast of his press conference, writes Hogarth.

Hogarth has had a series of headaches this week, the first of which arrived shortly after an over-enthusiastic attempt to survive a family Christmas without remembering it.