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Well i have, me and my wife and kids have a wonderful golden retriever called cali there she is in the car with me just the other day after i got a hair cut. she weirdly loves tooth pavement i have a habit walking around the house while brushing my teeth she follows me everywhere hoping shes going to get a little bit of toothpaste. and before you ask i know its dangerous for dogs, we have it free toothpaste specifically for cali which is why i have terrible breath because it doesnt work. the nig...

We got comments in to cnn that i think are particularly relevant to how your future might look from a source who calls herself sally omalley. take a look. >> im proud to say im 50 years old and not one of those gals who is afraid to hide her age, unlike in other gals. i like to kick, stretch and kick! im 50! 50 years old. 50 years old. >> shes one of my favorite characters on the old snl. >> if you werent attached to a mike, i would ask you to get up and kick. >> i actually have been repeating t...

People are going to be giving you their seat on the subway. to be honest, i thought -- i think of, a lot of us did think that you were already 50. i could have sworn that we celebrated your 50th birthday last year. >> that was my 49th. >> are you sure you are not 51? >> that was my 49th. you pretended it was my 50th to twist the knife deeper. >> i dont remember that. lets not drag this out. i dont want to drag it out. we got comments in to cnn that i think are particularly relevant to how your f...