COM The Colbert Report March 24, 2014
There, all around the world. Mr. And mrs. America, and all the ships at sea. Folks, you can feel the electricity in the room right now. Necessarnow. This is our last show before we take a week off for spring break. I am going to miss you but i have no choice because my doctor says i need to load up on vitamin bacardi. Thats good old alcohol safe and effective when administered orally. But first, tonight, i want to talk to you about marijuana. Or as the kids cheers yeah, yeah, yeah. It frightens ...
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