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>> think were upper one? greg: we might be. i think i think stelter should get one. he has grown up. he was a guest on redeye and i think i gave that fella to start. look where he is now. >> or started to make and what he is today six i think he should win -- creepy guy award contract. greg: if you look at him he reminds me of the strobe light from saturday night fever. all right. still to come, if the book no one has read but everyone is talking about. not atlas shrugged, a jab at you libertari...

The quotes arent real. the most surprising thing is the button on the desk, the magic button actually open the trap door to drop the person into a bondage dungeon that was built by bill clinton and matt lauer. [laughter] i might have made that up. [applause] greg: thats on page 75. we havent gone to that part yet. take a second stab at this, tyrus. >> man. [bleep] bannon. hes terrible. this was clearly one of those issues where trumps loyalty has come back to bite him on the ass. bannon was one ...

Now a reporter and have you noticed that this guy, michael, reminds me of someone and do you have a side-by-side? [laughter] i have to defend michael wolf because i think he is good writer and i said this before and i do think that is true because in chaos people say stuff and i use this metaphor on the five yesterday when a sports team is going under transition and theyre getting new coaches there are players that are angry and players that will stick around in the players that are angry will b...

Thoughts, 2018? >> he said it would be so great that our heads with ben and my head spun this morning, kind of like the exorcist. its great. so far, so good. except for the hypothermia. other than that its been spectacular. greg: any high points or low points? >> stock market. how many records we break in one week. its ridiculous. the dems have nothing to write about in that route because her kicking butt. greg: i have money in the market. i have money in one market. >> oh boy. greg: what, tyrus...

Im marianne rafferty. now back to fel "the greg gutfed show." greg: trump is no lover of this hardcover. i speak of the skating new book fire and fury, it describes the dysfunction and infighting during the campaign and his first year in the presidency. the white house called it trashy fiction and earlier this week they sent a cease and desist letter to stop publication but the book was released on friday. i have already read it meaning im lying and i didnt. anyway, heres the just from what i ca...

Desire before hours and trump is much perverse. he forces the tough questions, side should you be on, irans people or their molars? their citizens with their tormentors? oddly, some of our very own leading feminists here are silent. i guess they think of full-body burqa is a choice and stoning for adultery is great exercise. meanwhile, the stock market gained a thousand points faster than ever. there is a surprise. companies react positively to the president to create healthy climate. that could...

[laughter] [applause] lets welcome tonights guests, i suppose. he made bin laden a truly holy man. by filling it with holes. his book details how he did it. you, the operator, former navy seal operator rob oneill. [cheering and applause] he splits more side than a butcher on meth. comedian tom cotter. [cheering and applause] her eyes are glassy and her views are sassy, national review reporter, sims. [cheering and applause] 2018 is how much he benched this morning. former bodyguard, massive psyc...