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reentered the building. accounts vary as to what exactly happened next but it seems clear nicole bares employees were let inside by an ally within the building. that would be a freshman member of congress from massachusetts jake. once on federal property colberts employees did what they claim do which was disrupt the business of congress and apparently they were not subtle about doing it. they pounded on doors and yelled. whatever they did, it got peoples attention. it takes an awful l...

Offended as a professional practitioner of actual comedy to hear this guy say, no, im a comedian, dont judge me. >> well, you know, i dont know if i qualify as a professional comedian. according to the new york times, i am a disinformation purchase rayer that does so under the guise of satire. im not a brilliant professional comedian like colbert or seth myers or amy schumer or trevor noah. >> tucker: oh, come on. now youre being mean, joe berry. >> i think, you know, i say this with sadness bec...

Weve seen. thats why we have woke sermons that are disguised as summer block buster entertainment. indoctrination disguised as public education and in colberts place political punditry disguised as comedy. sanctimony and self-righteousness is not funny. you cant be funny and take yourself serious at the same time as a comedian. you have to be willing to be the fool you know. >> tucker: and he seems uniquely among the late night hosts to really kind of believe it. you look at jimmy kimmel, you kn...

No. he was talented at one point. michaels been doing his dog puppet routine for 30 years, thats the one colberts hiding behind. a dog puppet. it was kind of funny during the clinton administration its hack now. michael keeps doing it because he has a political message. no one laughs at robert anymore, its pathetic. whos funnier, robert or the guy who took pictures of himself at nancy pelosis desk on january 6th. be honest. its not even close. the guy at pelosis desk is hilarious compared with t...

Know. >> tucker: hey! the guy in the bear skin and the horn hat. thats not hilarious? yes, it is hilarious. no, hes a seditious insur ricksist says colbert. he needs to go jail and when he was sent to jail he applauded. thats hour malice act, not comedians. stephen colbert may be a light night host still for some reason but he has zero sense of humor. he ought to step aside and let some young people who still gets jokes to have the job. but he wont. here was colbert on november 6, 2020. watch. >...

>> take that putin! >> okay. so i might have the most privilege of any white person youve ever met. how do i identify that in my own life. if i have white privilege i want to be able to identify it. give me some hints as to my white privilege. ♪♪ ♪♪ vaccine! ♪ >> tucker: get the vax peasants, surrender your gurngs support ukraine and remember its called kyiv now. this isnt comedy its a sad midlife crisis but more than that information war being waged against television viewers on behal...

January 6th insurrectionists? why hide behind the job. >> in colberts case hes a comedian thats gotten caught up in narrative and as comedians its important to be able to step outside of narratives and poke holes in the absurdity in all of our narratives, whether its on your side whether its on the other side. >> tucker: i agree. >> we try to do that at the babylon bee. we poke fun at the church, the right as well as the left. and as soon as you lose the plot of what comedys about its not funny ...