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The jobs from the not hot who deserve to play the villainvill. meeks was born to play himself. that will never happen. >> couldnt a modeling career have saved him? saved me? >> i was just going to say, youre a very successful male model, were. >> underwear, yes. >> i would give you a 9.7. women love bad boys, you nailed it. i reference the onion article of the unemployment rate for hot people is zero. because theres a lot of truth to that. women have made him a sensation. gay men made him a sens...

Of course, that source was the satirical newspaper the onion. the onion article reads and i quote: i like him better, said west virginia resident dale along with 77% of rural caucasian voters confirmed he would much rather go to a baseball game or beer with ahmadinejad, a man repeatedly denied the holocaust and has had numerous political prisoners executed than spend time with obama. needless to say, thats hogwash. we learned today of possible security flaws at the u.s. consulate in benghazi lib...

Its not a joke? its real? george bush with be a conference speaker in the cayman islands the week before the election, the week before the famous cayman runs for office? no. this is not an onion article but the bush/romney relationship certainly seems like one. bush as the doors as an elevator closes on him but what is not funny that romney wants to return to the same failed bush policies, the same wrong economic theories and bush will remind america about that one week before the election when ...

This is important though. the ambassador is the presidents personal representative in egypt. that statements was an act of appeasement. the president has to reputiate it tomorrow or -- >> this is like getting really, really close and weird to carter. i thought it was a joke when i first read the article. it was an onion article that we were apologizing for their attacks. >> jesse, you work at an embassy suite. >> thats my favorite one. >> thank you very much. how should we deal with this? >> it ...