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it afternoon im gillian turner in for martha maccallum this is the story. president biden making his first public remarks a short while ago after former president trumps 34 count felony conviction. he says his top political rival should now have the opportunity to appeal the guilty verdict same his every other american. he did not answer shadow questions from reporters. >> donald trump puts himself as political prisoner and planes you directly. whats your response to that? do you think...

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