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American people together. he cant doubt that hes getting that done. at least his first year. >> the idea that he would bring him together sounds like a headline from an onion article. hes been a very divisive president. he called peter doocy a son of a -- as you know. this is not a president who is ready to unit america, this is a president that is unhinged and focused on left-leaning progressive policies that the american people dont stand with. hes lost independents and continues to lose democ...

People who participated in such a clear and well-documented way to try to undermine the very nature -- the nations democracy can be given this kind of treatment, i thought it was an onion article at first. there are few things that shock me, but thats one of them. >> all right. hayes brown, kimberly atkins stohr, thank you so much for joining us this evening. greatly appreciate it. enjoyed your insights. josh gondelman, stick around. we got one more with you. coming up, people around the globe...

I think the -- if the company thought -- if the show thought they could get ratings and advertising dollars from this stunt action they were willing to take that chance on it. but its really horrifying that people who participated in such a clear and well-documented way to try to undermine the very nature -- the nations democracy can be given this kind of treatment, its -- i thought it was an onion article when i saw it at first. its really -- there are few things that shock me, but thats one of...

With the crazy headlines we’re seeing in the real news, it’s hard to tell sometimes what’s real and what’s satire.

With the crazy headlines we’re seeing in the real news, it’s hard to tell sometimes what’s real and what’s satire.

The feds framed carter page for colluding with the russians yet the fbis most wanted terrorist in afghanistan is colluding with al qaeda. his holding american citizen hostage and joe biden wouldnt even call him the enemy. so that they are now upset theres no women in the government. its an onion article. joe biden thinks he can me, too the taliban. they dont have women in the taliban. i mean lincoln, anthony, where is the h? instead of being so concerned about the gender of the tele- band cabine...

Democratic caucus which includes schumer and manchin so far, is scrambling conventional wisdom in washington. consider just the grim reaper himself, and those are his words himself, not mine, mitch mcconnell. he famously said this year recently he would be 100% focussed on stopping the biden agenda. were dealing with the centerpiece, the big spending, not some little side deal. and basically, mitch mcconnell was part of the step of voting for the infrastructure bill. not only that, this is the t...

Corruption of american foreign policy. we are being asked to do something that is not in our interests, that the american people would not support. >> yeah, theres this -- a while ago there was an onion article, john bolton when those tankers were hit in the gulf that said an attack on two saudi oil tankers is an attack on all-americans, but i feel like im losing my mind watching people talk about this. obviously you dont want it to escalate. you dont want a hot war between saudis and iran and t...