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Putting in towards our thanksgiving feast. we will be eating slowly at my house. >> my daughter will be too. the title of the post in "the new york times" website, i thought it was parity. it was held, the kids are coming inside. like what? you cant make it up. truth is stranger than fiction nowadays. a "new york times" headline is the same as the onion headlines. the point is thanksgiving is thanksgiving and its honoring family and celebrating each other and faith. all of those really beautiful...

>> yeah. you know, aclu official advocates banning a book. these are onion headlines, and yet this is where this party is. or i dont think thats where the party is. its where the faction that gets all the headlines, and again, it goes in the blue bin. and the afblverage voter sees t and attaches it. i think it was tommy tupperville, the republican senator from alabama wanted to catch the democrats and he put defunding police up for a vote. it lost in the senate 99-0. no democrat voted for, but i...

And the former leader of the army of northern virginia in the confederacy, in the confederate army? do we really think this is a political statement we are making? this makes it a bigger story than it ever would have been for an hour people maybe made jokes about how robert e. lee snuck back into charlottesville despite the fact he was controversial. instead now we are probably going to be talking about how absurd this decision is for espn for a couple days to be honest. frankly its emblematic o...