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the grand slam in dublin against england on st patricks day weekend. good morning, this weekend is shaping up to be a tale of two halves, today a case of sunny spells and scattered sharp showers but mild for all, tomorrow will be a little bit quieterforjust that for all, tomorrow will be a little bit quieter forjust that little bit cooler, all the details coming up shortly. its saturday march 18th. our top story — president biden has said vladimir putin has "clearly committed war cri...

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Part of that experience. >> that gave me goose bumps. cant wait for that. time for this. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> the theme this weeks these are the jokes that "the five" production staff came up with. number 1, what do british people eat for breakfast? >> cheerios. >> oh! >> very good. what kind of shoes do frogs wear? open toad. what do you call a pig that does car ate. >> pork chops. >> what did the dalmatian say to the masseuse? [inaudible]. >> what do you call a bear with

>> oh! >> very good. what kind of shoes do frogs wear? open toad. what do you call a pig that does car ate. >> pork chops. >> what did the dalmatian say to the masseuse? [inaudible]. >> what do you call a bear with no teeth? >> my show is tomorrow night. >> oh! >> 10 p.m. watch my show. >> honestly. what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear! >> i like that one. >> thank you. >> wait a second. the grandkids told me a joke for you. >> we have to get other people in here. what did a baske...