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* Wanna get really mad this morning? Read this decision on unjust seizures. [Tech Dirt] * DeSantis is facing legal troubles over his special way of bypassing prosecutorial discretion. [Guardian] * Planning on getting a JD and going straight to the CIA? Give this podcast a listen first, Georgetown students. [Variety] * Army reservist sentenced to 4 years for being part of insurrection light [The Hill] * Precinct Chief arrested on prostitution charges. We really have to do better background checks...

* Tune in, legal nerds! Breyer gave his Ecce Homo at Harvard. [The Crimson] * A Maine healthcare law has been putting patients in danger. [Press Herald] * Few things say COVID relief like...strengthening the police force? [Axios] * Morgan Lewis just got a bump in partners! [Law.com]

* Trump may soon be in court for rape charges. Unrelated, I doubt this will damage his reputation among his cult following. [NYT] * Aspiring JD concerned about the environment? Check out Vermont Law! [VT Digger] * Chipotle to shell out $8 million tied to child labor law violations. Whoever tipped them off probably didn't get a good serving size. [NJ Monitor] * Adobe and Antitrust go together in more ways than just alliteration. [Axios] * Bit of legal humor to start the day off? Here's ...

* Too big to talk? Goofy litigation over corporate free speech rights is likely heading straight to the Supreme Court. [Wa Po] * Arizona judge soon to decide if abortion laws go back to 1901. [CNN] * Pork is on hold in Mass. pending litigation. L&T sandwiches just don't taste the same. [WWLP] * Hey 1Ls, if you wanted a quick primer on statutory hermeneutics, look no further than abortion laws! [The Atlantic]

* A picture is worth a thousand disbarrings: Kentucky prosecutor who would do legal favors for nude pictures is suspended. [Courier Journal] * We really should have nipped that Facebook cancelled my free speech line of argument in the bud a few years ago. Just look at Texas! [Texas Tribune] * A teenager who was punished with life in prison at fifteen is now starting law school a decade later. Talk about a hell of a personal statement! [Market Watch] * Illinois is planning to abolish a poor peopl...

* Good news, taxes might be easier to do! They really should just automate them next. [Business Insider] * California is looking out for the youth. Over/under until this ends up in court for free speech issues? [LA Times] * Sure would be a shame if this governor served time for mailing a bunch of people as a publicity stunt. Super bad. Wouldn't want that... [WFLA] * Trademark law's real purpose has finally been realized: stopping racism! [Bloomberg]

* Georgia Deputy Police Chief gets caught up in a sex trafficking ring. You'd think there would be better background checks for the people whose literal only job is to prevent crap like this. [NY Post] * Looks like Florida's child safety laws should be concerned with more than keeping books out of children's hands. [NBC] * Keep speech alive! Judge prevents Arizona from punishing citizens for recording the police. [AP] * Guess whose back? Back again? Polio. Thanks to everyone whose...

* How hard is it to not commit human rights violations? For folks running New York's prisons, pretty hard apparently. [ Gothamist] * Hope you enjoyed your voting rights before Court is back in session. [Esquire] * Don't say Games Done Quick: Popular game speedrunning event cancelled in part due to Florida's "Don't Say Gay" law. [Wa Po] * Move over I'm biking here!: Portland case claims crowded sidewalks violate the ADA. [Bike Portland] * ACB set to take part in...

* I know we call ourselves AbovetheLaw, but trust that it is tongue in cheek. However, this guy trying to wipe clean ~400 crimes committed by cops... [NY Daily News] * Remember that bill Congress passed on to check if police departments and the military were fostering white supremacists? This guy just got fired for the reason he wanted to join the Army. [CNN] * Don't avocado that toast yet! Biden's student loan load lighting isn't guaranteed yet. [CNBC] * Flip flopping on what the...

* Quick, is this a Simpson's gag or an American Tuesday?: Trump steals classified documents and inadvertently leaks another country's highly classified nuclear arms information. [Wa Po] * Do fetuses have standing? [Law and Crime] * Cowboys for Trump co-founder got hit with the 14th. Not to laugh at one's misfortunes, but teehee. [CitizensForEthics] * Apple just evaded a class action being bit from it. [Bloomberg Law] * Anti WOKE act accused of preventing teachers from doing their ...