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* If you thought leading a horse to water was hard enough, Trump allegedly tried to pay attorney fees with one. This is why you collect upfront, ladies and gents. [Huff Po] * Longtime readers will recognize a familiar face on Mediaite! [Mediaite] * Marco Rubio thinks that Trump's alleged "document grab" that allegedly poses "an international security risk" is really just a security issue. [Huff Po] * California knows how to raise minimum wage up to $22. Will they though?...

* If you planned on walking up and down Times Square with an AR-15 today, you should probably reconsider. [AP News] * Kid got a boo-boo? Hope you did your paperwork beforehand. [Palm Beach Post] * Oklahoma’s AG aims to clear up expectations for how new anti-abortion laws will be enforced. [KFOR] * Hospital sues Michigan for the right to treat patients with horrible bedside manner. For religious reasons, of course. [M Live] * Testing Texas’ “In God We Trust” law with Arabic and LGBTQ let...

* Banning shopping bags led to people just stealing the shopping baskets. I can't even think of a witty line for this one. Gotta love Dirty Jersey. [USA Today] * Donny Boy may have moved some classified documents. What is that illegal? Well...yes. [NPR] * The directions to Times Square just took on a whole new level of legal importance. [NBC New York] * Californian bill vindicates Nate Dogg's life advice for us all. [The Hill] * Californian law requires businesses to tell what they pay...

* September is coming: Here's a primer if you'd like to prepare for that whole law school thing. [US News] * Guess which state does not protect the right to bear arms against bears? [CT Examiner] * Batman and Watchman books thrown out of St. Louis libraries just in case they're too horny. [STL Today] * Remember the story about women in law schools breaking glass ceilings? Might not be a coincidence that U-Michigan wasn't on the list. [Michigan Daily]

* Texan judge asks "What did the Founders Do?" when faced with current reality of teenagers with guns. [Business Insider] * New York just made it a lot harder to be a DEVO fan if you're under the age of 21. [Insider] * Until there are $9: AOC pushes Biden to keep his word on student loan forgiveness. [Business Insider] * New York deploys an interesting method of reparations. [Politico] * Strict Textualism: Activist wants to flood Texas with Arabic "In God We Trust" signs...

* Move over Texas! California found a way to fight environmental destruction with guns! [Press Democrat] * Medical providers take a gambler's approach to abortion access. [NBC Los Angeles] * Forget losing your license, providing an abortion in Texas could get you life in prison! [NBC DFW] * Surprising no one, a Mississippi Appeals Court keeps a Jim Crow voter suppression law on the books. [Mississippi Free Press] * Tennessee anti-abortion law doesn't allow any exceptions for abortions....

* Not showing some common decency to a mourning family is gonna cost ya. [AP] * You might want to check the date you took those loans out before you rejoice at Biden's loan forgiveness. [Reuters] * Bad news if you've been thinking about starting a renewable energy startup in Ohio. [Ohio Capital Journal] * Not the Onion: Teacher fired for encouraging students to read. [Lit Hub] * "Proud Islamophobe" Laura Loomer becomes ignominious loser and blames voter fraud. Hopefully this ...

* The ACLU is fighting an Arizona law that prevents citizens from recording police officers within 8 feet of them. Personally, I hope they win. Harder to turn off iPhones then bodycams. [CNN] * Zuckerberg is no longer party to a Meta antitrust suit. [Axios] * Shortly after being released from prison, he was deported to Cambodia. You think they'd let you enjoy society for a bit after you paid your debt to it, yeah? [SF Chronicle] * This drug pricing law could be a poison pill for cancer rese...

* Want to have a good 3Lol? Plan for it before disaster strikes. [Bloomberg Law] * The city of brotherly love just got hit with a suit for aiding abortion access. [Inquirer] * The big bucks are coming in for more summer associates. [Business Insider] * Tired of lawyers making bar review jokes? Cheers to love and wine! [Washingtonian] * Hey employment law professors, new hypo material  just dropped! Maybe you can modify it to be a nice little antitrust issue too? [CNN]

* Prepare for the Olympics! Unless you live in an abortion banning state, that is. [ESPN] * Will lax gun laws increase the chances of going postal? [SHRM] * All bikes are equal. But some bikes are more electricky than others. [The News Tribune] * California is working on better bike safety for e-bikes. [Fox 5 San Diego] * Three men were charged with killing crime boss Whitey Bulger. [USA Today]