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Their parents basements for the first comiccon are now living in their grandparents basements. Their own kids living under them. Did you know every year at comiccon at least five people die from getting their cape stuck in an escalator. It also is world emoji day, this is an International Event organized by whom i dont know. But on behalf of everyone at the show, smiley face with hearts for eyes, prayer hands, prayer hands and a thumb up to you. Some parent are concerned that their kids are usin...

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, look at you guys. Looking good [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Please thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here you made it. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause you guys i love you too [ light laughter ] you guys, earlier tonight on nbc, we had the first nfl preseason game between the broncos and the falcons. So if you enjoyed watching people hit eac...

Hundreds turn out to remember an el paso shooting victim who died with no family other than her heartbroken husband, a plea of social media leading people from far and wide to come together to honor her memory. All that, plus, dale jr. s miracle survival. There was fire all over the place. Newly released 911 call shows how close the nascar legend and his family came to losing their lives in that terrifying plane crash. A bolt of lightning strikes just next to a High School Guidance counselor in ...

Run for mayor of dildo. They dont have a mayor. They dont seem to want a mayor because theyre not having an election for mayor. But local polls show me leading 5248. Bad news is i am leading no one by 4 . I dispatched an advance team. They went 4,000 miles and led by close and mosttrusted adviser guillermo, we will hear from him in dildo moments from now. This is the time of year when we offer people walking past our studio the floppertunity to take their clothes off. We have a pool in the back ...

And musical guests, goo goo dolls featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen woooo thanks, everybody welcome happy tuesday. Have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Youre too kind. Welcome one and all to the late show. cheers every day, i wake up and think, things cant possibly get any worse. And every day, donald trump says, hold my filetofish. Im going in. Today is tuesday. Yeste...

Leads the democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has announced starting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] accord...

Comfortable, but this next story is taking it to the highest levels of comfort yet. Here to tell you about the sharp rise in the number of pregnant women smoking pot lancht new study finding pregnant women turning to marijuana to ease everything from morning sickness to migraines despite no evidence its safe. Cannabis use in pregnancy is associated with having a baby who weighs less and theres growing evidence there may be an association with developmental problems. Trevor its truly amazing how ...

Fascinating. What else does he want to just be investigated . That the mayans built the temples to compete with maralago . Lets continue to investigate that. Did eric trump is really just a shaved sasquatch or shavesquatch . That will be revealed in time. Thank you, kellyanne conway. I hope this interview puts to rest the widespread notion you are actually 40 shrieking weasels in a translucent skin sack. Thank you. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight the ...

Hearing on legislation governing retransmission of broadcast Television Content by satellite tv companies. Representatives from the National Association of broadcasters, at t, the cable industry, and the Public Interest group testified at this hearing held by house energy and subcommittee on communications. There we go. Will now come to order. The chair recognizes himself for five minutes. Good morning, id like to welcome everyone to the subcommittees first hearing for stellar and evolving marke...