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Injured a motorcyclist that a biker stru on thepringfield interchange on the westbound lanes of the beltway that lead 9to i5 south. Police say theyc motorcle and a box truck were involved in the crash with another car that drove away. And a big reward announced to caedh a suspect wa in of makiya. U. S. Marshals are offering 5,000 for leading to the arrest of this man whose name is isaiah murchison, one of 11 indicted by a grand jur for wilsons murder. She was shot and killed while trying to buy ...

Everybody it will be a really fun conversation. Also on tonights show, russia and china are the new celebrity couple. Ronny chieng puts plaft straws under arrest. And your fitbit is trying to kill you. So lets catch up on todays headlines. This saturday was world oceans day. Its a day when we let the ocean tsunami any city it likes and we tack a moment to acknowledge. How damage we humans have done to the thing that covers 75 of our planet. And today, canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau annou...

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That nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. Roll it. The crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. Wait a minute, this is not the right video. Thats chicago from last week. Thats the mob that looted a 711. I didnt think nordstrom sold beef jerky. Can we roll the right one, please . Go ahead. All right. So in la last week 50 criminals wait a second. Thats not la either. Thats philly. Thats 100 kids took a wawa apart. Thats the last time i let you guys smoke we...

Youre heading. Its cool 50s 60s for current temperatures. Nice way to start the morning. Good for the dog. Walk that job that you want to get out of the way warm afternoon and then the real he gets here later in this forecast, which ive got still to come rain. All right, john, thank you for it off to a friday lights start probably stay this way. But if we dont, nows a good time to get things done at 7 a and look at the bay bridge meter lights are off in traffic is freeflowing smooth sailing. How...

Welcome. Thank you. Thanks, everybody. Hi, im jimmy. I am the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad you made it. You made it, right . How many of you are visiting from out of the country . From far away, a foreign land . Okay, quite a few quiet handraisers here in our audience. [ laughter ] well, you got here just in time because this morning the faa had to ground every flight leaving the united states. Basically, the faa fed everyone in the a, eh . [ laughter ]...

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so another government agency has concluded that covid came from a lab. i know and we have a photo of that lab right here. although reports indicate. yet the sun the revelation comes in the u.s. energy department of first thought was welcome to the party you clueless [bleep]. [laughter] sorry i was off a few days im cranky but how is this news? also who gives a about what the apartment of energy it thinks about anything other than energy? i can hardly wait to see with the department of ...