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Tomorrow America’s Hometown must confront the greatest scourge facing mankind-- discarded, empty 1.7-ounce containers of Fireball and Dr. McGillicuddy’s.

Any bad news now belongs to Dementia Joe. Ergo, no bad news. Just as “the homeless” disappear whenever a Democrat takes office, along with rising gas prices or drone bombing of “wedding parties” in terrorist states, seldom will be heard a discouraging word about COVID-19 until further notice. If you doubt that the air is rapidly deflating out of almost a year’s worth of breathless hysteria in the alt-left media, just Google “New COVID-19 cases decline.” Here’s a small sampling o...