Papa Che News Today

From our Bureau of Papal Consistency with some assistance from our Antics of Papa Che Bureau Fernando Mires has written an extremely perceptive essay on Pope Francis's recent call for a Ukrainian surrender to Grand Putinia. Although the subject of Papa Che's love for Castro, Inc. does not come up, the essay's assessment of the

From our Bureau of Church-State Relations in Socialist Totalitarian Latrine American Hellholes Roman Catholic Canon Law stipulates that bishops should retire at age 75, but, apparently, this doesn't apply to Cuban bishops, many of whom have reached or passed the required retirement age. And this infraction of Canon Law is due to the fact that

From our Bureau of Capitulations Disguised As Dialogue with some assistance from our Bureau of Crypto-Marxist Popes The headline above is not an exaggeration at all, but rather an assessment of the probable outcome of plans being hatched at the Vatican, with the full cooperation of Papa Che. The plans call for a "dialogue" at

From our Bureau of Marxist Popes with some assistance from our Sympathy for the Devil Bureau Papa Che is at it again, openly displaying his political leanings, giving a pep talk to European Marxists. Yes, a pep talk. Not only did the Vicar of Christ meet with these communists -- whose ideology has led to

From our Bureau of Heinous Desecrations by Representatives of Latrine American Totalitarian Hellholes with some assistance from our Bureau of Mortal Sins Committed by Perverted Church Authorities Despite herculean efforts by exiled Cubans to derail this event, Trucutú Díaz-Canel and his entourage waltzed into the Church of the Transfiguration in New York City's Chinatown to

From our Bureau of Breaking Stories Not Reported by Any News Media with some assistance from our Bureau of Shameless Hypocritical Acts Orchestrated by Oligarchs from Latrine American Totalitarian Atheistic Hellholes Okay, in a court of law this would be classified as "hearsay." Tres Fotutos has no solid proof he can offer, other than his

From our Bureau of Major Events in the Practice of Liberation Theology with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Equity and Social Justice Many Jesuits around the world — including Papa Che —...

From our Bureau of Major Events in the Practice of Liberation Theology with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Equity and Social Justice Many Jesuits around the world -- including Papa Che -- admire "liberation theology," even promote it, despite its origins in the bowels of the KGB and its undeniably Marxist interpretation of

From our Bureau of Ironic Twists in Church-State Relations with some assistance from our Bureau of Extreme Déjà Vu and our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice This piece of news is so huge and significant that it took three of our bureaus to cover it properly. In a stunningly ironic twist, Nicaraguan sub-dictator Daniel Ortega

From our Bureau of Troublesome Priests Father Alberto Reyes is at it again. The fearless priest has dared to speak freely about Castro, Inc.'s abusive nature and about the need for an end to its dictatorship. Among his denunciations, the most troubling is the revelation that in addition to personal threats against individual priests, Castro,