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Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. It...

Lagoon just weeks earlier. An alligator an alligator scorching. 66 Million People facing excessive heat warnings and watches. Temperatures set to soar well into the triple digits with one major city bracing for nearly 120 degrees this weekend. Violent blast. A man at a gas station reaches into his car when it suddenly explodes. He is thrown to the ground, his clothes on fire. Luckily, he survives. The surprising cause of that explosion today, thursday, june 16th, 2016. Announcer from nbc news, t...

Responding. And historic night. Ft. Bragg hosts the First Major League baseball game ever played on an active military base as the nation gets set to celebrate Independence Day, today, monday, july 4th, 2016. Welcome to today on this fourth of july monday morning. Im willie gieft, as you take a look at the ceremonial brass, they will be performing for us. Im natalie and morales. Matt and savannah have the day off. Ft. Bragg, if you bl it, they will come. What a great idea from Major League Baseb...

To win. And ill tell you why. Its because in West Virginia like every place else in this country too many people are working longer hours for low wages and they want change, stephen. Stephen okay, but even if you do well tomorrow, the delegate math is against you. So isnt this win really only a win. Its not really a win. Not really. Stephen maybe both. I dont know. Heres the story. Its a narrow shot but we still have a chance to win a majority of the pledged delegates. Were going to fight for ev...

And ill tell you why. Its because in West Virginia like every place else in this country too many people are working longer hours for low wages and they want change, stephen. Stephen okay, but even if you do well tomorrow, the delegate math is against you. So isnt this win really only a win. Its not really a win. Not really. Stephen maybe both. I dont know. Heres the story. Its a narrow shot but we still have a chance to win a majority of the pledged delegates. Were going to fight for every last...

Another big week for star news. We have more big headlines for you. Lets get started. Here is tonights top story. Hollywoods last bachelor, is leo in love . A tight embrace, kissing on beach in malibu, Holding Hands and lounging on the sand. Could sources confirm to e. T. That leo and Sports Illustrated model nina agdal have been dating for a couple of months and yup, she looks amazing in aa swimsuit. I definitely work out five, six times a theres no shortcuts to it. I wish there was, too, trust...

Lagoon just weeks earlier. Get out there have an alligator scorching. 66 Million People facing excessive heat warnings and watches. Temperatures set to soar well into the triple digits with one major city breaking nearly 120 degrees this weekend. Violent blast. Man at a gas station reaches into his car when it suddenly explodes. Is he thrown to the ground, his clothes on fire. Luckily, he survives. The surprising cause of that explosion today, thursday, june 16th, 2016. Announcer from nbc news, ...

And historic night. Fort bragg host the First Major League baseball game ever played on an active military base. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Welcome to today on this fourth of july monday morning. Im willie geist. As you look at the brass theyll perform for us later in the show. Im natalie morales. Matt and savannah have the day off. Talk about a field of dreams. If you build it, they will come. How symboli...

Swimming in that very same lagoon six weeks earlier. An alligator scorchble, 66 Million People facing excessive heat warns around watches, temperatures set to soar well into the triple digits, with one city bracing for nearly 120 degrees this weekend. Violent blast, a man reaches into his car when it suddenly explodes. He is thrown to the ground, his clothes on fire, luckily, he survived. The surprising cause of that explosion, today, thursday, june 16th, 2016. From nbc news, this is today with ...

And drowned him leaving him near where he was seen. The parents are from elk horn nebraska suburban part of home a ha and the family released a statement saying they appreciate thoughts and hop hopefilled prayers. The president of disney says its doing what they can can to help the family and they closed all resort beaches ow of abundance of caution. Even though the body was recovered child life officials are still serving for gator. The child was found, his body was completely intact and so at ...