Seth and that means its time for our new segment, lets get petty. [ cheering and applause ] seth wow, dude. Well, i guess theres one draft you couldnt dodge. [ laughter ] hey, trump, where are you going . Bald . And you thought cnn was giving you bad coverage. [ light laughter ] its like a mullet, except no one showed up to the party in the back. [ light laughter ] this explains why hes so intent on keeping the coal industry alive. Look what wind does to him. [ laughter ] ive seen more hair on a sonogram. [ laughter ] you spent so much time lying in bed, that you have no hair on the back of your head. [ light laughter ] this is literally what happens to babies. [ light laughter ] its like on lets make a deal when you open door number one and theres nothing there. [ light laughter ] theres still theres was one more thing its reminding me of. What is it . Oh, yeah, thats it. [ laughter ] this has been lets get petty. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Weve had our fun. Now lets get to th
[ laughter ] thats right. James comey confirmed that the fbi is looking for links between President Trump and the russian government. But so far, the only missing link theyve found is eric. [ laughter ] james comey also said today that he has found no information that supports President Trumps tweets that former president Obama Wiretapped trump tower. Added comey, to be fair, the only place weve checked is hillarys emails. [ laughter and applause ] you cant check her emails enough. According to a new survey, only 43 of u. S. Voters can name a Supreme Court justice. Said one voter, hey, i tried to name one, but they wouldnt let me. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] a moscow zoo is suing a company that hired one of its raccoons to appear in a commercial, saying that when the animal returned, it was attracted to womens breasts. Or as mike pence calls it, a successful conversion. [ laughter and applause ] we fixed your raccoon. [ laughter ] President Trump met with microsoft found bi
[ laughter ] thats right. James comey confirmed that the fbi is looking for links between President Trump and the russian government. But so far, the only missing link theyve found is eric. [ laughter ] james comey also said today that he has found no information that supports President Trumps tweets that former president Obama Wiretapped trump tower. Added comey, to be fair, the only place weve checked is hillarys emails. [ laughter and applause ] you cant check her emails enough. According to a new survey, only 43 of u. S. Voters can name a Supreme Court justice. Said one voter, hey, i tried to name one, but they wouldnt let me. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] a moscow zoo is suing a company that hired one of its raccoons to appear in a commercial, saying that when the animal returned, it was attracted to womens breasts. Or as mike pence calls it, a successful conversion. [ laughter and applause ] we fixed your raccoon. [ laughter ] President Trump met with microsoft found bi