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Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmfallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jason Bateman, Carrie Underwood and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah thank you very much. Hello. Thank you. Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Hello. Thank you roots. Thank you everybody. Please oh, my goodness. Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to the tonight show, everyone. [ ...

President trump said that he knows the u. S. Is past the peak of a pandemic because he was quote, looking at graph and models. Or more likely, looking at graphs and thinking about models i wonder what Kathy Ireland is doing right now. Probably not wasting her time looking at a bunch of stupid graphs. According to a new poll, voters overwhelmingly want former Vice President joe biden to choose a running mate with governing experience said one man, i already told you, joe, no. Cmon, lets freaky fr...

Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all the president s meds. Plus, stephen welcomes gayle king and amy sedaris. Featuring jon batiste and stay homins. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready to do it . One more time. No . That hurt last time. Youre not going to do it again . Stephen ill do it again. Im not afraid of you. Ready . Sure. Stephen lets do it. Come on snap snap welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were all still trying...

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Say, were shooting the show, ma what are you going to sing yeah. Happy birthday to you all right, get the cake, get the cake there you go happy birthday you guys to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday mom happy birthday jimmy say it, finish okay. Jimmy happy birthday we love you so much [ laughter ] we love you so much. Happy, happy, happy. I love you so much we in the house tonight, join jimmy and his guests Arnold Schwarzenegger. Cole sprouse musical guests billy corgan, and the legendar...

Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their da...

Im taking it, hydroxychloroquine. Reporter when . Right now, yeah. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight doctor, doctor, give me fake news. Plus, stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest, wilco with a special appearance by nick kroll. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen youve goot to stay hydrated. Ready to do it . All right. Lets go. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The big story all w...

Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats t...

Yelling it out the window of a passing car. Happy mothers day okay, drive, drive former president obama held a call on friday for thousands of alumni of his administration and said, quote, its after 5 00, people, you should be drinking. Um, does he think we still wait until 5 00 these days . I had a gin and tonic for breakfast and thats only because my kid couldnt finish it President Trump attended a ceremony at the world war ii memorial in washington on friday with veterans, but did not wear a ...

You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walk...