Let us make it abundantly clear et us if you hate life, truly hate the sun,f you ha and need to smoke and drink coffeend dnk you are goth. If, however, you like dressing in black cause its fun, fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occulttheu while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likelyyou a douche bag vampirewannabe boner. E because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampirehey is freaking retarded. Is fi [cheers and applause] app [cheers and applause] come from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah our guest tonight the cofounder and editorinchief of politico, upjohn harris is here, everybody cheers and applause trevor but we begin tonight in south america. Authorities in argentina say they have uncovered the largest stash of nazi artifacts in the countrys history. Police
Thats right, President Trump today met with chinese president xi jinping. Trump asked him how to pronounce the name. And then he said, no, i meant the name of your country. Is it china . [ laughter ] because im getting a lot of mixed signals on that. [ cheers and applause ] during President Trumps meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trumps behest, east and west korea. They often get overlooked. [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. But shes still refusing to move. [ laughter ] just tough it out. They got the money, tough it out. [ applause ] today was National Tell a lie day, which is a very cool and fun thing. [ laughter and applause ] today was running out. I had to get one in there. Skin care brand nivea apologized this week for an ad created to promote their invisible for black and white deodorant with the slogan, white is purity. But, i dont think their
Thats right, President Trump today met with chinese President Trump asked him how to pronounce the name. And then he said, no, i meant the name of your country. Is it china . [ laughter ] because im getting a lot of mixed signals on that. [ cheers and applause ] during President Trumps meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trumps behest, east and west korea. They often get overlooked. [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. But shes still refusing to move. [ laughter ] just tough it out. They got the money, tough it out. [ applause ] today was National Tell a lie day, which is a very cool and fun thing. [ laughter and applause ] today was running out. I had to get one in there. Skin care brand nivea apologized this week for an ad created to promote their invisible for black and white deodorant with the slogan, white is purity. But, i dont think their new slogan
Featuring jon batiste and stay human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton president ial suite. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause russian music playing stephen whoo thank you, jon whats up, jon . Good to see ya. How are ya . audience chanting Stephen Stephen please have a seat, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, i dont know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o. J. Simpson was granted parole. Thats right, the juice is loose audience reacts jon wow. Wow. Stephen i think theyre chanting juice o. J. Got away. Orenthal is soaring, yall. Finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. First step buy a mirror. Jon whoa stephen okay . Say what you want about o. J. , he never met with sergei kislyak. laughter unlike his buddy, here. audience reacts come on, now dont be too harsh. That was 1993, when it was a coin toss which
Human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton president ial suite. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause russian music playing stephen whoo thank you, jon whats up, jon . Good to see ya. How are ya . audience chanting Stephen Stephen please have a seat, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, i dont know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o. J. Simpson was granted parole. Thats right, the juice is loose audience reacts jon wow. Wow. Stephen i think theyre chanting juice o. J. Got away. Orenthal is soaring, yall. Finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. First step buy a mirror. Jon whoa stephen okay . Say what you want about o. J. , he never met with sergei kislyak. laughter unlike his buddy, here. audience reacts come on, now dont be too harsh. That was 1993, when it was a coin toss which one of those guys would end up