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Laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, got to get u. N. To my life. Plus, stephen welcomes Paul Mccartney, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing hey how are you . Happy monday. piano riff hello thank you very much very kind hey, everybody welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. Im your host, Step...

The president clearly asked a foreign power to dig up dirt on a political opponent in exchange for military aid. audience gasps why does that surprise you . It matches up exactly with the president s transcript. Should i dance now . Now stay tuned for disguised and afraid. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey and the Democratic Candidates answer just one question. Plus, stephen welcomes jonathan van ness and brett gelman featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, li...

Its the late show live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, dems fightin words. Plus, stephen welcomes live, jake tapper and jon lovett. Featuring live jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo oh, yeah beautiful beautiful hello, my friends lights, camera, action its live. Jon were live wooo stephen happy thursday. Happy live day. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen feel it feel it, baby ch...

Im italian, or im an italianamerican and many of my fellow italianamericans get defensive about Christopher Columbus. Im not sure why. First of all, he was working for spain. He wasnt yvoneven working for italy. Second, never even got to north america. He was never here. Did you know that . The closest he got was the bahamas. He died thinking he went to india and found a trade route to china. He did neither one of those things. This was a guy with three boats and a bad sense of direction. [ laug...

Despite puerto rico being hit with one in 2017 said trump, well, ive also never heard of puerto rico [ laughter ] so President Trump faced International Criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian though, honestly, would that be better [ light laughter ] making trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4yearold do the dishes. After about five minutes, youd be like, you know what, tyler, just go out...

Not know the identity of the whistleblower who filed a complaint against President Trump, adding, i mean, melania t. could be anyone. [ laughter ] according to nbc news, top trump allies say the white house is privately very worried about the involvement of Rudy Giuliani in President Trumps discussion with ukraine also worried about rudy, children who forgot to check under the bed. [ laughter ] he cant be here, hes on fox news. President trump this morning attempted to solidify republican suppor...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes will smith and andrew scott featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen oh, my goodness hey, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Things arent going well for donald trump today. Half of Congress Absolutely hates him, and the democrats arent f...

History. Also in 1871, the great fire of chicago killed 200 people, destroyed more than four miles of buildings. And in 1940, german troops occupied romania. In 1952, the worst a little crash. And on 1970, this baby was born and mutated into the monster now known as matt damon. And somewhere, right now, matt is celebrating by eating a free ice cream sundae all alone at ihop. You know, for whatever reason, matt has a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Can we get a shot of that . Aside o oh, no, ...

Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre...

Against us one day. This is the w. Business im going to office and berlin was the worlds oldest travel company thomas koch collapsed after failing to secure a last minute bailout more than half a 1000000 people worldwide are currently on holiday with a group of u. K. Authorities beginning an operation to bring customers stranded abroad back to britain it is unclear whether that program applies to non british holidaymakers as well. Thomas cook holidaymakers in the Spanish Island of majorca wonder...