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February 22, 2024
From our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable and Praiseworthy Apartheid with some assistance from our Bureau of Monstrously Giant Canadian Weasels Canadian apartheid promoter Blue Diamond Resorts is about to dethrone Spanish apartheid king Meliá. What a great honor for Canada and such a humiliating disgrace for Spain. This humiliation doesn't match the one sustained at
November 19, 2023
From our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable and Praiseworthy Apartheid with some assistance from our Dark Mysteries of the Great White North Bureau Castro, Inc. is trying hard to revive its appeal to apartheid-loving Canadian tourists. Whether its latest attempt will work remains to be seen. Its recent lavish bash in Toronto was aimed at tour
November 18, 2023
From our Annals of Apartheid Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable Racism Here we go again. This train has no brakes. Since these facilities are for light-skinned humans who tend to consider Cubans an inferior race (regardless of their skin color), this luxury apartheid enclave is nothing more than a racist
November 16, 2023
Seattle's Short Run 2023: no cause for alarm.
July 28, 2023
From our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable and Praiseworthy Apartheid with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Aaaaah, the many joys of apartheid, especially in socialist utopias! For the past few weeks, Castro, Inc.'s oligarchs have been dwelling on the subject of fish. One of them says that there aren't any fish to
July 24, 2023
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable and Laudable Apartheid Hey, this is righteous apartheid. This is social justice at its finest. Foreigners who bring dollars and euros to a bankrupt failed state that happens to be socialist should receive special treatment, given the fact that
May 21, 2023
Its impossible to choose a favourite.
May 5, 2023
Superior beings enjoying their superiority From our Bureau of Perfectly Acceptable and Laudable Apartheid with …