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Sorry. dont harvest them out of a body. >> how do you think he paid his rent the last few months. he has been donating organs in in -- left and right. >> romney has had a tough couple of weeks. to use a tennis metaphor, does he need to swing for the fences? >> he needs to attempt to do something weird that the media hasnt done and that is talk about what the president of the united states has done. it is amazing. i was on a show earlier talking about what kind of zingers need to happen? what are...

Kerry is running for president. was i asleep? >> didnt he marry that money? it was blood money because ketchup is red. bill, you have been covering presidential debates for four minutes. what is the key? >> the key is jokes and lots of them greg. they were talking about the fact that they were rehersing since august on well-rehearsed plotting zingers. and that is the only way to defeat his incumbent. i hope they have a snare drum. i think that would be amazing. >> the real star of the debate is ...

The foreign policy. it was a lousy few weeks. >> the problem is, it is about domestic policy. it is poor timing. they wont even be able to talk about it. >> chris jansing. >> get him out of here. >> start with the m-word and keep going. >> joe thisy keep talking about how they #r* equiping romney with a bunch of zingers which are a delightful sthak cake but i dont know about -- snack cake but i dont know about jokes. it is difficult to force somebody to do jokes that doesnt usually do jokes? loo...