Pole Assassin News Today

Whoooo!

Now he’s after the last member of the offensive staff he didn’t poach the first go-around.

On Halloween, a monkey owned by Danielle Thomas, girlfriend of Texas assistant Jeff Banks, allegedly bit a child. That's now led to a suit.

Hopefully you made it through Halloween with no tricks and all treats. Halloween is over now so please take down your decorations. It’s time for the Christmas lights. America loves the holidays and this month is filled with them. We’re familiar with Veterans Day on the 11th, Thanksgiving on the

Reports are saying that Jeff Banks, who is currently the special teams coach for the Texas Longhorns, had an incident occur at his home over Halloween weekend.

Danielle Thomas, a stripper who goes by the name Pole Assassin, invited children to her Texas home on Halloween - but one of them pet her emotional support monkey without permission.

I have so many questions.

This week, the strangest story has gone viral involving football coach Jeff Banks, who is the special teams coordinator at the University of Texas.

Plus: the volleyball team is still near the top of the polls; the women’s hockey team is at the top of the polls; and we learn a little bit about Pole Assassin’s pet monkey.

Never a dull moment in college football.