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Alas poor yoric, i knew him, a fellow jest of most excellent fancy. >> are you worried someone will only love you because youre a famous muscular athlete? >> that is fine with me. >> what is the hardest part of your job? >> trying to figure out which end of the football is the front and which end is the back. i mean look at this thing. >> this is the front. >> what makes that the front? >> because this is the back. >> to be or not to be, that is the question. whether tis nobler in the mind to su...

Foxborough, ill try to apply to my teammates. >> what im finding here from the fans is you are either from new england or you are a patriots hater. that is really how it breaks down. but really have to appreciate the greatness of tom brady. well never see anything like this ever again in any sport. brady gave stephen colbert a glimpse of what he might do if and when his football career ever ends. >> do you have any plans for your life after football? >> yeah, after football im going to play base...

Ive set the stage for doing what im going to do. >> ive set the stage. president trump fed up with negotiations on border security, he hints that he will declare a national emergency. those suspicions that donald trump jr. called his dad after the trump tower meeting were wrong, the blocked call was not his father. one more brutal day of cold before a weekend warm-up relatively speaking. after football im going to play baseball. and then after baseball, im going to play hamlet. alas poor y...