Thank you. Thank you. Happy thursday, everyone. So everybodys been askingn my i did on my vacation and the theories were floatevacatid that wasnt really a vacation at all, that it was some sort of forced leavtion at t e of ab no, nothing could be further from the truth. Heres a little montage i putger together of all the things i did in my week off. My roll it. Yeah, i dont like to usuallye talk about my volunteer work, but you forced my handtok. I wa so im just glad i was able to to share it with all of you. So lets get to some jokesshar e a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with lime green fur. N fowhen asked why the dog had green fur, his Breeder Repliedph ,that means hes not ripe yet. Come on, man. I know. Joe biden once again claimed that he used to drive t 18 wheelers. Hes right here. It18 is a tree virus is threatening the world supply of chocolatee viru. Not on my watch, said one former officiaonl in a port near stockholm. Stock swedish Customs Officia
Trump escapes the cageca and makes a play. Were going to be doingrallyt a rally at Madison Square gardengarden. Whos behind the Arab Springeti Break . A prime time investigatioinv show your face. Show your face. Ace. E you scared to show your face . With more on this stormy weather, heres our weather personh more o and bona fide meteorologist. Al roker, thanks a lot,th kermit. Now, heres where the hurricane is right now. Rricannoal rokers getting sued. I was. By the way, how do you think Uncle Buzzy Tasted uncle who . Theres an animal loose on the streets in new york cityi breaking out of his cage at the Crack Of Dawn this morning, Donalds Caget Th Trump Headed St into a Construction Site. You, donald trump, amid a sea of hard hats this morning. It wasnt eve hardhatn 630, the former president Shaking Hands, Signing Haters and talkig to the people who built the city of new yorkt. I think this may be where democrats are going. [ inau theres not a democrat in there. These are people that
World. Welcome to hannity. We are once again. We sean t are monitoring the ss of New York City tonight Wheree Scoresstre pretty hateful, antiamerican, antiisraeli protesterses of have beenl day, demonstrating all day. Many of these far left agitator mans. On your screen, you have probably already seen it probably better arrested by the nypd. But with no bail law thes, they were probably let go without any criminal charges. Now, of course the manhattan district attorney, alvin bragg, hes busy with way more important matters, like an eightyearold misdemeanor. While pass the statute of limitations surrounding the alleged Missiles Labelingmib of a nondisclosure agreement. Now, there o are people pledging allegiance to hamas on the streets of new yorkce t and other places around the country. But according to alvin bragg accordin, inaudib while possibly mislabeling a Business Expense from, oh eight years ago, is way more important, a far more pressing issue. So donald trump, he continues to
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to thank you. thank you for your shirt back on. k put your shirt back on, sir. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. he s put more young people inay. cages than the border patrol. ufhat thatc and ceo dana white, the dukes of hazzard are her royal family. co-host of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell . in his next life, he s coming back as a pair of khaki pants from old navy. co-host of fox and friends, first time pyrmc o. and she s like a pile of leaves . that s a lot of work getting her off your lawn. new york times author and fox . ews ontributor kat timpf all right. before we get to some stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers over. all right. you know the story. this is where i read the jokes. we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , will force joe machi to hang out with todd piro. dn t u all right. new polls show that president bidesend as time ren is strugglingiden to g