Pretty Absorbent News Today

Viscous gallons of panty hose would end up there? >> my next question is for pinch. pinch, i believe newspapers are pretty absorbent, wouldnt you say in will you sacrifice yourself to the cause? >> well, thanks for bringing up a sore subject, jill. 30 years ago i was very absorb bant and now not even the sunday issue can absorb nary an ounce of water. thanks for i can making me feel worse and worse. read the style section, by the way. you could use it. >> last word, paul. are you reassured by th...