Thank you re thank you really for everything. For those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans day. [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indica deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find comfort in the things others shared and remembered to celebrate his life. Police arrested the wigglevoss twins immediately. Is that really what you do when we die . Are we supposed to worry about how many like wet got . If someone likes when it you die, is that a good thing . Dead today. I almost had to pick up a whole pot of coffee and pour it into a cup myself. Anyway.
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