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Him right out of her life. Plus the buzz word for your chance to win a new ipad mini. Scaredy cat goat. And, do you mind helping me out. Claims if he gets a kiss db. Then a prince will appear. Here. I was looking for a prince, but i believe you were a little more weight. Okay. Yeah. I know its only monday, but this video is going to be the wildest one youll see all week. A video that youll likely only see here on right this minute. Setting. Mounts to the right, the atlantic ocean, to the left, i...

That ever lived. He saved france and started to bring democracy to all of europe. And then what happened . Well, he was he was badly advised. He trusted a general named pichegru. And this pichegru later tried to kill napoleon. I think that it was he that persuaded napoleon that he could conquer the whole world. I wish i could have just one hour with napoleon. Well, ill see you. [chattering] [people laughing] jeannie, what what are you doing . Look at all the lovely dresses, master. Yes, yes say ...

That ronnie needs the boat. How are you going to do that, tell him this is holland and the dike broke . I told you blanche would come up with something good. Go ahead, blanche. Well honey, i was being sarcastic. Oh. Mr. Von zell, you have the floor. I thought we could tell george that ronnie needs the boat for his health. You know, the salt air . Tell dad i need it for my health . Thats a wonderful idea, ronnie oh ho ho, if blanche couldnt think of something, i knew you could. audience laughter ...

I hope he didnt get it out of the wilsons garden. One thing i can count on, itll have a broken stem. Well, you can always throw it away. Not on your life. Close your eyes and dont open them till i tell you. All right. Okay. [music] bye, dennis. Bye, tommy. Its right in front of you, mom. Can i smell it . Do you want to . Of course, i do. Okay. Bend over. Now smell. Of course not. Open your eyes. Dont be scared, mom. Its not alive. Where did you get that . In somebodys trash box. I figured we cou...

Oh, hi, honey. Ive just been talking to one of the boys at the office about mr. Purdy. He said that he went to a business luncheon for him about two years ago and dear, i know how important this is to you, but you mustnt get yourself so upset about it. Im not. Im not. Honey, when mr. Purdy gets here tomorrow, try and make up some conversation about the construction business. Tell him how much you like the smell of lumber. And how thrilled i am that hell be opening a factory here . Oh, dear. You ...

Like, pumpernickel is a funny word. Except for people who make white bread. And freeway is a funny word, which is a good thing to know. In case youre stuck on one for seven or eight hours, you can sit there and laugh. audience laughs another comedy word is motherinlaw and hotrod. And of course, smog and brooklyn. My writers once wrote me a surefire gag. It went Something Like this. A man driving a pumpernickel truck got lost in the smog on the freeway. And hit a hotrod driven by a motherinlaw. a...

Were lucky. The coffee pots still plugged in. Here. You take this. Surely. I really shouldnt impose like this, but youve only to say coffee once to me. Sit down. All right. Thank you. Here we are. Well, i guess alice and martha will be home any minute now. Although why they went in the first place ill never know. The reason women go to teas is something im sure no man will ever understand. You know, martha dragged me to one of her teas once. You should have seen the size of the sandwiches. They ...

[ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] how would you like to meet a nice girl . Im married, but if nobody finds out, ill right. [ laughter ] id be delighted. Susan blakely is here, tonight. Oh, i shes very talented. Yeah, she was a former model, for magazines, television commercials, and now she is a very successful actor. She was in absolutely. And, uh richard chamberlains wife. Right, called report to the commissioner, in which she has one of the leading roles. Oh. Would you welcome, please, Susa...

You want us to move that wheelbarrow closer, mr. Wilson . Boys, im growing this special garden for a special reason. So im going to ask you to stay out of this entire area for a while. You may use the front sidewalk, of course. Yeah, on account that it belongs to the city anyways. Yeah. But im going to ask you not to come on my property. You wanna see how me and tommy could climb this fence . I do not. If you want to come over here, walk around the way youre supposed to. Oh, thanks. Oh. Mr. Wils...

Ure wearing one. Dont be silly, barbara. Ill see you saturday. Who was that . My cousin barbara. She and dick want us to babysit for kenneth. Are all the reform schoolsclosed for the weekend . Steven, hes a wellbehaved little boy. Elyse, he neededa police escortto nursery school. Alex and mallory will be out of town. Well have plenty of room. I have work to do saturday, plus im watching the ohio stateiowa game. Dont worry. Jennifer and i will keep him out of your way. I wish youdconsult me first...