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[sneezes] gesundheit. Oh, thanks, mike. What day is it . Its wednesday. Were gonna get a letter. What . If you sneeze on monday, you sneeze for danger, sneeze on tuesday, kiss a stranger, sneeze on wednesday, sneeze for a letter. I never heard that before. Whats the rest of it . Sneeze on wednesday, sneeze for a letter, sneeze on thursday, something better, sneeze on friday, sneeze for sorrow, sneeze on saturday, see your sweetheart tomorrow. What about sunday . There aint no sneeze for sunday. ...

However, it may not look like it, but hooegs already radioed for help. Hes losing altitude. This is a russian pilot by the name of alexander, this is a very difficult and dangerous situation to be in. Too far. Only choice now is to ditch it in the surf. No way. No. Oh no. In the drink he goes. Hes tangled up in his parachute, as hes getting thumped by ways to get pushed into a sea cave. So this is like something out of a film. The entanglement is making it difficult for him to keep his head abov...

I figured if you were going to the studio today youd want to go with me . Maybe i would, yeah. Oh, im very interested in the technical stuff and the equipment they have there. I like that, especially if its imported from italy . Yeah. Well, if youll excuse me. I have to take some breakfast up to your father. Boy, would i like to trample grapes with her. Tell me ronnie, why is it all those italian actresses have such beautiful shapes. Well, its because of their diet. You know, the italian people ...

Well, ronnie, why are you throwing your arms around bonnie sue . Brian is the one whos graduating. Oh yeah, i got mixed up. Brian dont you dare. laughing congratulations anyway. Bonnie sue, you ready to go to lunch . I certainly am. Brian, would you like to go with us . Well, no thank you, ronnie, i think i better stay here. Id kinda like to talk to your mother. Oh, alright, come on bonnie sue. [gracie] uh, ronnie . Did your father like the tie, or are you going dutch . Well, let me put it this ...

Now i know why gracie took my breakfast away from me. thanks to my 21inch private eye. laughing great invention. You know what that Little Television said . Im the mata hari of beverly hills. laughing can you imagine what would happen if everybody had a Television Set like mine . They would just sit around, and. No, come to think of it, that would be pretty boring. Every time you tuned in, you would see somebody else sitting in front of his Television Set, watching you watching him. laughing ano...

And im not spoiled, but i will be if i dont get to go. Mommy, do i get to go . Ah, ah. Dont try to influence the judge. I dont know, dear. But if you dont, well have fun right here. All right, bud, youre next. I think i should get to go to the Football Game because, someday, i intend to play football. And if i dont get to see a big game, how am i gonna learn . Thats a pretty logical reason, i think. Ah, ah. Dont try to influence the judge. Betty . I think i should go to the game because. I adore...

[ applause ] people get very giftconscious on days like this, and i want to thank the lady from the audience who left the longstemmed american beauty in my dressing room. [ laughter ] although your daughter seems like a nice girl, i cant get her on the show. You were ahead of me, werent ya . [ laughter ] by the way, if youre out here as tourists especially today and you [ applause ] welcome. All right. And if youre up on hollywood boulevard and you see a man walking along dressed as cupid, that ...

But we dont do one thing to encourage them. You know, youre right blanche. Now take george. I doubt if hes had dinner by candlelight since electricity came in. Well, i for one am going to do something about it. Well, if you want to do it for one, do it. But im going to include george and do it for two. Its more fun that way. audience laughter now i am going. Gracie, is breakfast ready . Im starved. It certainly is, lover. audience laughter lover, at 8 00 in the morning . She must have said liver...

Look at my school record, im always second best. Second beset on the debating team, fourth best on the tennis team, played second lead in the operetta, ranked 11th best in the scholarship. Well id say thats actually an enviable record. Well its just not good enough for me. Im getting sick of being a jack of all nothing. An alsoran. Someday, somewhere, at some thing and i dont care what it is. Id like to be the best. Numbero uno, just once. And if i were you, i wouldnt go around mimicking a medio...

Got any ideas on how to earn the rest of it . Sure. Mrs. Wilsons away and maybe good old mr. Wilson needs something done. [music] [doorbell ringing] yes. Who is it . Its me, mr. Wilson. Oh, hello, dennis. I got Something Real important to talk to you about. Okay, talk. Jeepers. With you up there and me down here, isnt it kind of hard for you to hear me . As a matter of fact, it is. You better talk louder. I got Something Real important to show you. All right, dennis. The front door is unlocked. ...