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Jimmy thank you very much, everybody. [ applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. Guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah Meghan Markle and prince harry have decided to name him Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor [ light laughter ] even Benedict Cumberbatch i...

Had been altered using a sharpie to include alabama [ laughter ] look at this i mean, after this, i have to wonder if his High School Report Card was legit [ laughter ] following criticism that he opted to stay at a trump property in ireland 200 miles away from his meetings in dublin, Vice President mike pence today changed his story to claim that the travel arrangements were made to keep him close to his familys ancestral homeland which is weird because i thought this was his ancestral homeland...

And magic sprays shell keep the dark psychic forces far away well, i guess youd say what kind of candidate talks this way . Marianne williamson talkin about marianne she knows oprah sung to got to have your loving tune baby, he knows obama got to have barack obama has joe mentioned he knows obama . Yes, hes really tight with obama sung to heard it through the grapevine tune i bet youre wondering if we knew Michael Bennett was running too with some other guy named jay inslee also, whos john delan...

Im liz kreutz in San Francisco where animal shelters are asking for help for 96 dogs and horses were found at a Northern California puppy mill. Im Lisa Amin Gulezian where prevention is sponsored by House Speaker nancy pelosi and congresswoman Jackie Speier. Im Amanda Dell Castillo in Mountain View where a disputes between landlord and tenant take a terrifying turn. Its eviction through staged Home Invasion. Abc7 news starts right now. Announcer now news to build a better bay area from abc7. A t...

Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ...

Face heavy rain, hail, and possible tornadoes. And that brutal heat wave not over. Well have the latest forecast. All that, plus, survival story. A plane crash off the california coast, and the couple films the whole thing. There she goes. A rare, up close look at a remarkable rescue. Summer of sharks. How a string of sightings in one of the most popular beach spots in the nation is taking a serious bite out of business. And hot and bothered. The major coffee chain rolling out Pumpkin Spice coff...

War would be easy to win . None of this adds up. Fine lets throw our support behind the abominable bernie. Health care, in my view, is a human right. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, holly dow plus, stephen welcomes curtis 50 cent jackson. Jillian bell. And musical guest tori kelly. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends and you are my friends. ...

Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmony is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, either that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a great alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a finnic fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Lik...

Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Welcome to the tonight show. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, guys, please keep it down you might wake up Jeffrey Epsteins prison guard [ laughter ] so i dont want it just came out that the guards in charge of Jeffrey Epstein were asleep on the job. Signed to guard El Chapo Steve what [ laughte...

Hurricane dorian, slowly moving through bahamas on its way close to the united states. Well have the latest track on the storm and the latest wind speeds in the accuweather forecast ahead. Im in florida here along the coast where hurricane warnings are now in effect. And everyone just nervously waiting for dorians arrival. Ill have the latest coming up. Authorities are searching for a man who fled from police and went through a gate at Oakland International airport. Abc7 news starts right now. L...