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>> bill: the factors excellent adventure to washington, d.c., that is the subject of this evenings talking points memo. every year the white house correspondents association holds a continue tore raise money for kids who dont have very much money so they can attend journalism school. this year fox news white house correspondent ed henry a good guy was in charge. henry did a very nice job raising about $300,000 to raise money for the students. as part of the event, president obama gets to make fu...

Make fun of everybody, including himself. >> these days i look in the mirror and i have to admit im not the strapping young muslim socialist that i used to be. [ laughter ] >> used to be. its unbelievable. i have 99 problems and now jay-z is one of them. [laughter] [applause] >> thats another rap reference, bill. [laughter] >> well, i must thank the president for the heads-up. sorry to say i am not down with the jay-z song 99 problems, but if its half of problem as jay and the americans, i think...

Make fun of everybody, including himself. >> these days i look in the mirror and i have to admit im not the strapping young muslim socialist that i used to be. [ laughter ] >> used to be. its unbelievable. i have 99 problems and now jay-z is one of them. [laughter] [applause] >> thats another rap reference, bill. [laughter] >> well, i must thank the president for the heads-up. sorry to say i am not down with the jay-z song 99 problems, but if its half of problem as jay and the americans, i think...

You know. see how it goes. this whole trophy billion jay-z going to cuba its up believable i have 99 problems and now jay-z is 1. thats another rap reference, bill. >> bill: well, i must thank the president for the heads up. sorry to say i am not down with the jay-z song 99 problems. but if its half as good as cara by jay and the americans i think im going to like it. then conan obrien took to the podium. >> the demographics of this country have been rapidly changing over the past two decades an...

You know. see how it goes. this whole trophy billion jay-z going to cuba its up believable i have 99 problems and now jay is 1. thats another rap reference, bill. >> bill: well, i must thank the president for the heads up. sorry to say i am not down with the jay-z song 99 problems. but if its half as good as cara by jay and the americans i think im going to like it. then conan obrien took to the podium. >> the demographics of this country have been rapidly changing over the past two decades and ...

Control. for example, this whole controversy about jay-z going to cuba. its unbelievable. ive got 99 problems and now jay-zs one. thats another rap reference, bill. just thought id let you know. of course, everybodys got plenty of advice. maureen dowd said i could solve all my problems if i were just minister of more like michael douglas in "the american president" and i know michael is here tonight. michael, whats your secret, man? could it be that you are an actor in an aaron sorkin liberal fa...

Controversy about jay-zee going to cuba. i have 99 problems, and now jay-z is one. thats another rap reference, bill. just wanted to let you know. of course, everybodys got plenty of advice. maureen dowd said i could solve all my problems if i were just more like michael douglas in "the american president." i know michael is here tonight. michael, whats your secret, man? could it be that you were an actor in an aaron sorkin will be real fantasy? might that have something to do with it? i dont kn...

Harris is the best looking attorney general in the country, as you might imagine i got trouble when i got back home. who knew eric holder was so sensitive. yes, maybe i have lost a step. but some things are beyond my control. for example, this whole controversy about jay-z going to cuba. its unbelievable. ive got 99 problems and now jay-zs one. thats another rap reference. of course everybodys got plenty of advice. maureen doud said i could solve

So, yes, maybe i have lost a set. but some things are beyond my control. for example, this whole controversy about jay-z going to cuba. its unbelievable. ive gotten 99 problems and now jay-zs one. [ applause ] thats another rap reference. dont. [ laughter ] of course, everybodys got plenty of advice. maureen dowd said i could solve all my problems if i were just more like michael douglas in the american pueblo. and i know michaels here tonight. michael, whats your secret, man? could it be that y...

And then theres the easter egg roll. which is supposed to be just a nice fun event with the kids. i go out on the basketball court. took 22 shots, made 2 of them. thats right. two hits, 20 misses. the executives at nbc asked, whats your secret? so, yes, maybe i have lost a step. but some things are beyond my control. for example, this whole controversy about jay-z going to cuba. its unbelievable. ive gotten 99 problems and now jay-zs one. thats another rap reference. dont.