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Primary was today. Not to be confused with super tuesday which was, i think, 11 years ago [ light laughter ] thats right, the mini tuesday primary was today, where six states held their primaries. So after tonight, we might finally know once and for all whether Tulsi Gabbard can take a hint [ laughter and applause well see what the math says after tonight. President trump told reporters today that he has not been tested for the coronavirus but just to be safe, the virus has decided to selfquaran...

Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out cheers and applause thank you so much for coming out lets do this, everybody. Im trevor noah. Our guest gs tonight have a new book on the history of racism, Jason Reynolds and ibram x. Kendi are joining us, everybody its going to be a really fun discussion. cheers and applause also on tonights show, you lost half a trillion drawers yesterday, we decide trumps best words and the coronavirus is sha...

I wonder what prompted the pope to pick up this particular subject, i wonder if he was on twitter and read that just learned that pope francis was a virgin . Send him a direct message if you must. I hope the pope didnt watch the debate last night. Because the democrats engaged in a good deal of tittletattle. Last night in charleston, south carolina. It was a mess of a debate. If you didnt see it, this is what you missed. [ talking simultaneously ] fighting for my [ bleep ] life. Yall killin me w...

Jimmy oh, hi todays friday thats usually when i meditate a little bit and kind of clear my head over this long, stressful week its also kind of great to embrace the quiet and embrace yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy all new tonight show, at home edition starts now. [ laughter ] you have lost youre upside down youre upside down jimmy hi, everybody. What a long week its kind of been but thank you so much for tuning in and watching our show and giving to all these great charities. A couple people have...

Precipitously. Take a look at this. Just a few of the cruise passengers on the grand princess were happy to get off. Michelles grandmother busted out a move in celebration. We also caught a glimpse of the family and they gave us a wave. That was before they made it off the ship. Im a person who tends to be slightly clause trough slightly claustrophobic and i feel her pain. We cant discount the longer term effects it would have. My children were just informed they have to have two weeks off from ...

Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out look at you guys look at you guys take a seat come on in, everybody take a seat lets do it im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the president of the wnba Players Association and a forward for the los angeles sparks, Nneka Ogwumike is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, the president ial race is officially a sausage fest. Dulce sloan celebrates womens history month, an...

And prone to panic in third. And here comes does this cough mean anything . Does this cough mean anything on the outside track. And whats this . Charging from the back of the pack, maybe this will all just blow over coming on strong. Maybe this will all just blow over challenging for the lead. Oh, maybe this will all just blow over has bucked its rider and is running the other way. And its generalized anxiety by three lengths. Generalized anxiety takes the roses. Though its probably allergic. Fr...

Breaking news. U. S. Stock market futures are limit down even as the Federal Reserve slashed rates to stave off recession in the face of a global coronavirus threat. Life in america changing rapidly as governments at every level take drastic and unprecedented steps to try to slow the spread of the pandemic. Major retailers including nike and apple, shutting their doors for weeks. Well talk about the fallout for the u. S. Economy it is monday, march 16, 2020 squawk box begins right now. Good morn...

Jimmy all right, ready . Ready. All right, am i going to come in like its like im the guest. Jimmy unless you want to put in a dun da da dun da da or, whatever yeah, yeah. Whatever you want. I got my piano here what would the roots plays on my entrance . In Washington Heights jimmy oh welcome, welcome, linmanuel you are our very first guest for the tonight show home edition. Thank you so much for doing this and how are you dealing with everything hows everything at home everything is cool. We ar...

Tonight, america is slow plus stephen welcomes dr. Sanjay gupta, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoohoo Whoo Whoo Whoo oh, my god whoo oh, my goodness oh, i should not be this tired hey, everybody thank you please, sit down jon, good to see you. Jon yes from a distance. Stephen joe, happy thursday. Welcome to the late show. Im your host...