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>> mark: cooking a turkey, thats too ridiculous. roll tape. t >> kids are sending their moms prank text messages asking how long they can cook, they should cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave. one mom said wrap it in foil,co put it in the microwave and buy a precooked one to feed the fire department. >> butterball says you can do it with a smaller bird. dont put the gigantic one in. you can do it with a much smaller bird. >> mark: you dont need a turkey for thanksgiving, tammy. >> thats more...

You know i understand what trump is saying, i understand in this country mrs. mays reluctant to be critical. but we should be saying and doing more. t >> mark: and we should also be cleared, too, khashoggi is being presented as a hero of journalism, probably going to be "time" magazine man of the year, journalist. but he was a deep state saudi spook who happened to fall out with the royal family. in a sense, its different sets of bad guys were arguing about. >> well, of course it is.se but dont ...

Which northeastern state? ed henry. >> massachusetts. >> mark: massachusetts, lets see, the first marijuana dispensary on the east coast, roll tape. >> massachusetts is the seventh state to open retail marijuana shops. but the first to the open themet east of thee mississippi. 20 servings of edibles. >> mark: so tammy is an expert in carrots and add as an expert on reefer madness. >> i just moved to boston. >> mark: can you tell from his eyes. one point each. question three is a multiple choice ...

And not seeing the other side as evil. thats what it comes down to.ot >> mark: okay, brian, well see if they take you at your word, have a good thanksgiving. the press says the election fraud never happened, but the facts keep contradicting them. prosecutors in los angeles have charged nine people with a scheme where they allegedly bribed homeless people with cash and cigarettes in return for forging signatures on voter registration forms and ballot measure petitions. we have a board member of t...

So if people dont get the results they want, either from the last election with democrats winning or president trump and his promises of 2016, parties are going to pay for it, somebody has to pay for it. you watch, they will. >> mark: is there a serious structural problem here, the democrats particularly, but you could make points about both sides on this. in effect, the criminalizationon of politics. you have a particular approach to immigration, or healthcare, or whatever it is, its not just t...

Six-month, 300 million mile journey. >> i want to go back to the moon, man, before the chinese get there. >> mark: if you want to know what a 300 million mile journeyy is like, just try flying from ohare to laguardia today. you dont need to go to mars, ii will be quicker going to mars. >> were tied! >> mark: its sudden death. >> she is questioning my hand. >> mark: very sporting. broke him free of his fingers. this is an amazing thing. >> you have scottish in you, dont you? >> mark: folks on soc...

Group described online as the most dangerous tribe in the world. t he escaped the first time, swam back to the fishermen. but he apparently returned the next day and the fishermen saw the tribesmen dragging his bodyh along the beach.g officials from india check on the locals from time to time, usually with a military helicopter.al that happened, you see here, after the indian ocean tsunami in 04. even then, members of the tribe reportedly fired arrows at the helicopter when they thought it got t...

Voting who dont have a right to, people signing papers they dont have a right to, dilute the vote of every citizen, a very fundamental right. im an immigrant myself, mark and to me what this is one of those most precious rights of our democracy. we need to safeguard it. >> mark: you use the word vigilance, when people try tod exercise vigilance at polling stations and in elections, the democrats say theyre race racist and theyre trying to suppress the vote. right.re absolutely >> mark: this is r...

She doesnt want to do that. >> i will take that, either way. >> mark: shes terrified of having to surrender. >> nothing would intimidate me. en>> im ready. >> she said she was going to make quick work of me, she said i fire my gun with this hand. she has me nervous. >> this is the aggressive hand, im ready.s. >> mark: aggressive hands on buzzers. im going to asked questions, first one to buzz in, gets to answer. but you must wait until i finish asking the question. you can answer once i acknowle...

>> fox. >> mark: a fox, on the shoulder of a russian lady. roll tape. >> moving to russia, we have a fox news in russia, check this out, a russian woman with a pet fox, nonchalantly perched on her shoulder. raised a couple of eyebrows butn not many, it is moscow. they have a lot of fur on. >> mark: i like a woman with real fur on her shoulder, nice. >> i told her before the show one more thing, theres always an answer. >> thats one coat you have to see. >> you have that in your pocket. >> mark: ...