Really Rather You News Today

High Plains Reader is published weekly from its offices in downtown Fargo, ND. HPR features the best in local news, arts and entertainment.

To the editor: When I peruse through the bigotry and homophobia that appears here, I am reminded of two things: 1. I need to remember to take my blood pressure medication. 2. I should go back to my religious text of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” and be reminded of the wise words of the Great Pirate Mosey. I find that his “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” condiments center me. For those in need of this gospel reminder, let me share them with you. Condiment #2. “I’d Reall...