Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept a live horse in their home. Further proof that the suspect was unstable. [ laughter ] greg: it s okay to boo that one. I felt the same way. An investigation into the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased four fold. I did not know the haitians were all women. Rfk junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head
[ ] greg: you will be a mind tonight. Happy monday, everyone. Democrat support are identified as ryan routh was arrested for trying to assassinate donald trump on a golf course. Whatever happened to asking if you can play through? it seems the wouldbe assassin was able to get just a few hundred yards away from trump. Apparently the shooter found the only golf course with a slanted sand trap. Too soon. As you know this is the second time trump has survived multiple shots, according to an expert he will just need four more. Immediately pundits tried to blame it on trump s rhetoric regarding springfield, ohio. But the accused shooter was not haitian, we know this because he was not eating cats. Now you were loosening up. You needed a cats joke to get started. Of course the media claims the motives of the trump painting suspect are unknown. But this is strange, they have already asked him to moderate the next debate. Thankfully thankfully, the wouldbe assassin it is now in custody and t
Fox news saturday night. Pop in. welcome to another big so. Fighting like cats and dogs. My friends and family in springfield, ohio but if you look at this jacket and expect humor, i m not the bad guy here. I looked like a strip club on patrick s day. Find panel joining me tonight so get out there, the highest radio host in philadelphia not easy for conservative to do because democrats win philly with 132% of the vote. A big hit with the living and the dead on the panel. Looking good. She may look 12 when you hear her analysis, he will stare 2013. Elections correspond at the federalist panel. lastly, we always say it appeals to both sides of the political aisle but you might be the only guy on earth who can hang with both sides of the baseball file after winning the world series with the boston red sox new york yankees, johnny is here. [laughter] he no longer looks homeless. Can we talk about this next this was the idiot face. What actually got huge back? you re in a safe space but
[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow s debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i m not saying she kills people. But i m not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala s has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala s wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. Nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying i know cowardice when i see it. Drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband s eyes when she puts on a onepiece. [laughter] [applause] you discussed me expo one times posters claim harris is fallin
Welcome to the bilge weekend story, big story. The countdown to debate, adeba poll out today shows donald trump has a one point lead over kamala harris and thatea meannss this debate is crucial, for harris. Trump is doing better with those who say the economy and inflation are major issues. N thear states are looking more promising for her than they were for joe biden, sshe is not at level democrats typically get with nonwhite voters. Voters need to know where harris stands, political analyst admit she is at her best when she is worshiped. She is someone we know rehearses attack lines, and workshops them. Sometime they appear rehearsed. A careful balance she has to achieve. Workshop, not worship, either way you get the point. Alexis mcadams is live in pittsburgh she has about tw48 hours to go. Who doesn t like to be worshipped. That is not what is happening on debate stage. : he she has a couple more days,es shdae has been hungering down for debate prep, figuring out how she will take