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Southern flop on qualudes, and then when they re-do it he had three. i stepped in it, i fell in it and had sex in it. screw it, lets just do one. you had to repeat it. >> you know what people dont want to realize is rick perry is a mambo. >> what is that? >> a bill bow, but a man. >> i am not sure. the guy has a decent -- i feel the very same way about herman cain. >> i will say that he has had these debate performances that have been bad. >> i will figure this. joy i think it will be good if he...

That because the closed captioning people are going, what? >> i think i can feed into it tonight because i have another brother who can back up the other side. >> i already addressed this. >> i dont self-identify as black. >> good. >> there is only one. >> irilliant. >> anna, you asked where the students morals are. i think they havent taken the class yet. >> i think they are old enough to know. >> i dont know. they know why he was fired. there is no reason they shouldnt be in favor of it. >> fo...

Baby. >> tonight if you wanted to auction that off, im sure somebody would want that. >> yeaning so. if you want one, doesnt ring go star have a few of those. >> what about celebritys who are down on their luck -- well, 90% are attached. >> why not show parts of their body while they are alive? lets say -- >> fingers? >> charlie sheens peat are falling out because of crystal mut, sell them. >> give it to charity. we should get something going. >> you only use one eye.

You use this to terrorize people? >> no, it is the old-fashioned way, with these. >> god bless the japanese for coming through. who else would do it? we aint doing it. you know what is next. bhafer we create as a species we have sex with it right away. >> that was my next call. gyro boughts, robot -- >> robot, robot sex. >> i have been carrying on in an affair with the woman fwh the iphone. -- by the iphone. >> are you frightened by this? >> no, it gives me hope. >> and honda says it will have p...

To be president. he was clearly trying to remember something in the exact way he memorized it. he said the three departments i would close are education, commerce and -- the three departments i would close are -- >> they should do a remix at the end. remix! >> he had it all memorized in a particular order and when he screwed it up he had to go back to the beginning. >> remix it, baby. >> it shows he was just reciting what was said to him. if he answered them himselfs. >> he medical raise -- he m...

>> does your grandma watch? >> it is the new dead that need the space. >> we bailed out the banks and bailed out the auto industry. will we have to bail out the depth. who wants to be in the plot and noticing -- you know vish -- are you not vanderbilt or the ex-president. you will get moved. >> why vanderbilt? >> because i remembered he is is buried in brooklyn. it is is it a surprise it happened in america? >> it is a story we had left over. we want to maximize it for a little bit it has blown ...

Backwards, actually. cain had an oops moanlt -- moment of his own. >> this is it. we didnt hear about it in the previous congress because princess nancy said it and it stayed there. >> thats what they called me in high school and i apologized. as for perry, does he think he stepped in it. >> i stepped in it last night, thats for sure. i dont mind saying i stepped in it. i stepped in it for sure. matter of fact, i think some of it is still stuck on my feet. >> in a weird way, i thought his flub w...

>> from having a fit to stepping in it. on wednesday night the gop candidate squared off. i love that verb. >> it was a date about the economy that wont be remembered as a debate about the economy. instead it will mostly be remembered for rick perry blanking on one of three federal agencies he should shut down. and for those who havent seen it look at the left side of the screen. if you have seen it 7,000 times, enjoy the cuteness on the right side. >> i will tell you it is three agencies of gov...