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Call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound if Lindsey Graham would say hello governor no that wont be it. The world is literally about to blow up. No new york city. Hey what are you gonna do the world no, no, not it. I, senator graham do believe i do declare that this vessel which we inhabit is about to just explode and me just here all along in my sitti...

Demands. One i want a seat at the u. N. Security council. In fact, make it a recline we are cub holders so i can watch my stories while some jagoff from yo uruguay keeps yakking. Next, i demand chinas mostfavored nations trading status. That will help the bottom line once i force my audience to make ipads. laughter lastly, i demand the International Community respect my right to continue developing the colbert Nations Nuclear program. laughter it is for energy even though i have pledged to wipe ...

Nation, this makes me proud to be an american. To know that my tax dollars are going to help people if i pay taxes. I have an excellent accountant. He said if a shell ter, i think the feel pooens. America has put our money where our mouth s the boots on the ground and hads in the air like we just do care. Cant say the them thing about socalled superpower china. China getting a bit of criticism. Theyve been in a longterm dispute, a land dispute, but guess what theyre only giving 100,000. Wow appa...

Theyve been in a longterm dispute, a land dispute, but guess what theyre only giving 100,000. Wow apparently the chinese symbol for crisis is also the one for bite me. Seriously, the nation of china pledged only 100,000. I bet the colbert nation could give more than that . What do you people think . cheers and applause you know what, you know what . You know what, folks, nation, lets do it. Lets outdonate china. To donate 10 to convoy of hope typhoon response efforts just text colbert to 50555, ...

Love. Last we checked in the embattled Obama Administration was making a simple promise to the american people. By the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. It will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. We will have it fully functioning by the end of november. Jon fully functioning by november . But as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. We dont know. laughter well, today the pr...

Two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] things things are taking offo the the daily show hosts jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. Jon stewart trashing our pizza. I take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. Picking on our pizza. A ribbing. Take a bite its irresistible. Im not a deep dish fan, myself. I love thin crust. I could get hate mail. I used to ship it froze ton califor...

It, i think its crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicagostyle pizza and how it tended to be less pizzaish than pizza. I was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. In articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] things things are taking offo the the daily show ...

Mcdonald, rick hunger and john canny. More special favors for friends, but are the rest of us getting shafted . Yeah, you know, and we should have seen this coming. I mean, in the same 2010, president obama said in the runup to Congressional Elections that electns are about rewarding your friends and punishing your enemies. So obamas friends get ese breaks. Now heres the dilemma they are in. Young people overwhelmingly supported president obama, and young ople, even young liberals, are very into...

Reference. 5000 way back when. Absolutely a day of round numbers, impressive ones at that. Vanessa nasdaq at the level of 4000 like we did earlier since the year 2000. It is somewhat a monumental day. New highs for the dow and the s p 500 above the 1800 mark so new highs as we continue to watch the market gaining that momentum and they will not quit. Other names on the move, lets take a look at sears. A great performer on the s p 500. Stocks hitting a new high. Rewarding loyal customers but they...

Mcdonald, rick hunger and john canny. More special favors r friends, but are the rest of us getting shafted . Yeah, you know, and we should have seen this coming. I mean, in the same 2010, president obama said in the runup to Congressional Elections that elections are about rewarding you friends and punishing your enemies. So obamas friends get these breaks. Now heres the dilemma they are in. Young people overwhelmingly supported president obama, and young people, even young liberals, are very i...