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Parade. >> this is good stuff, guys. this is good. >> even though i look like one of the guys andy was shooting at. i still very much am on your side. >> sometimes after you are on the show, sam, i get ptsd. the weird thing is i was in korea. i dont even know why that makes sense. katie, you said you could do this, be a drone operator since you play a lot of call of duty. >> it was a bad joke. dont get mad. >> my question is did you ever die when you were playing? if you did, you shouldnt do thi...

Debate, my favorite debate brett asked if known was unwilling to pledge support to the eventual nominee. take a look. >> is there anyone on stage, and can i see hands, who is unwilling tonight to pledge your support to the eventual nominee of the republican party? ♪ raise your hand ♪ raise your hands if youre sure ♪ >> trump would change his tune. in september he signed a loyal pledge and in the last debate committed to not running as anp. okay, rob, its been quite a year for everyone, don...

>> it was huge. >> how about melania? >> maybe its good we didnt get to it. look at that. you remember that one? took over as host of redeye and then trump came back. it was a big year, right, rob? >> it was a very big year. i will go out on a limb and say next year will be even bigger. >> it will be big. that does it for me, tom shillue, happy 2016!

How much time do we have left? lets check in with the "red eye" universal desk clock. i need to check out the wire before its too late. bonnie, are you making the most of your time here? >> i am going through my tivo like you. just trying to get it all done. i wonder if ghosts come back more now than they used to to finish the tivo. >> interesting question, guys. >> very interesting. next story, number 552. air conditioning, like my guest rob long, is extremely and unapologetically sexist. in ...

I dont know if they saw that. >> those werent tears of joy, rob. >> yeah. everything is going great. those were tears of joy. >> hes a bachelor, loves it. couldnt be better. >> andy, men are warmer than women. thats the way it should be. youve been saying that for like the last 20 minutes. >> i know. so what? >> yes, yes, we get it. >> i proved that. im afraid we have run out of time. i was worried this might happen. heres the west of the top 1,000 stories of 2015. here we go. ♪ >> boyfriend j...

Media. >> what about malania. >> the majority of the 1,000 stories. maybe its good we didnt get there. >> oh, look at that. you remember that. took over as host of "red eye" and then trump came back. >> it was a big year, right, rob? >> it was a very big year. i will go on a limb and say, next year is going to be even bigger. >> very special thanks to our guests. that does it for me, tom shillue. happy 2016! ♪ ♪ ÷

We were able to get exclusive video from the boston robot with shape. >> ah, geez, get me out of here. rocks everywhere. told me it was a walk in the park. its a friggen nightmare. what is this, friggen poison ivy. ah, geez. theres cuts all over my calf. wheres the friggen markers, anyway. smooth park. i can walk like a normal human being on a normal surface for once in my friggen life. >> yeah, thats exactly how i walk in high heel shoes. i dont know if youre studying me or not. >> maybe robots...

Its tvs andy levy. lets start the show with story number 1,000. did you ever see a painting and think, hey, my kid could punch that? in august while visiting a museum in taiwan a 12-year-old boy fell into a 17th century painting. its valued at $1.5 million. the impact made a fist-sized hole in the canvass. the painting is insured. this isnt the first time this kid has destroyed a priceless work of art. take a look at what he did to van goghs self-portrait. mcgriff, son of a man. hes dangerous ar...

Entirely possible hell lose a few primaries. >> the thing is, we keep counting him out every time. you remember when he insulted mccain. >> hes out. >> right. then he made controversial statements about the border, mexicans, hes out. he keeps coming back strong. >> he keeps coming back stronger but no ones voted yet. no one knows whos going to vote for him and the votes are what counts. he could choose to not -- if hes not -- if he doesnt win, he could choose to go independent. >> theres no glor...

Looking for. >> this is not the banter i am looking for. >> you should just start the show. >> i should just start show. >> andy should have been the host. >> wait a minute. move along. >> lets welcome our guest. she can sing and she can dance. often at the same time. it is joanne nosuchunsky. is it a man? is it a boy? no, it is a guy. it is guy benson. despite being both female and canadian she is hilarious. comedian and author of the upcoming memoir "youre better than me" bonnie mcfarland. he ...