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Thats our show for tonight. Here it is, your moment of zen. There is a Museum Exhibit in manhattan that Anthony Weiner probably doesnt want to see. Hes featured in a new exhibit at the museum of sex. The museum has an exhibit called c captioning spo captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephe...

Thats our show for tonight. Here it is, your moment of zen. There is a Museum Exhibit in manhattan that Anthony Weiner probably doesnt want to see. Hes featured in a new exhibit at the museum of sex. The museum has an exhibit called c captioning spo captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephe...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen thank you so much. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Please, sit down. [ cheers and applause ] please, please. We have so much to talk about. Folks, you know, the cover of Rolling Stone magazine has long been a cultural landmark dating all the way b...

Up until now Rolling Stones covers always featured role models like roman polanski, o. J. Simpson or charles manson. [ cheers and applause ] why hent that dude put out any good music lately . He was my favorite beach boy. Now folks, im going to shock some people right now by defending Rolling Stone magazine. Theyre just using controversy to gain attention. Lets face it. The magazine industry is dying. I dont know why. I think it may have caught something from sitting in all those doctors offices...

Rolling stone, listen up. I am not going to bite on your controversy bait here and give you free publicity by holding up your magazine and talking about it. Nice try. You see, im not a guy who just buys whatever the latest hype is. No, im waiting for the next hype to come out because thats going to be great. I hear it has bluetooth. So naturally i also reject the lamestream media hype that the republicancontrolled house of representatives cannot get anything done. Congress is totally dysfunction...

The years of the 60s which end in a few hours have a Bad Reputation that is not entirely justified. Some things got worse, obviously. But tv and other News Coverage is better, not worse. We simply developed more demanding standards. When i think of tv, i think of the 70s. What is this world coming to . The American Public was hungry for more. More was allowed that hadnt been before. It was the last decade where it was a campfire television, where there was one in the living room. I want to watch...

Humanitarian crisis. Who was not elected to serve in the house of representatives. Until we end president obamas amnesty. Senator cruz calling the shots. To vote against the leadership. It shows the box that john boehner has put himself in. He says the president can take actions on his own without congress. They are now encouraging him on a statement to act by himself. Thats what theyre suing him for. You truly cant make that up. Theyre talking about delaying their planned recess. Sthz is like i...

Including the great mrs. Doubtfire. Wonderful voice in alladdin. Patch adams, the bird cage, dozens of others are this mans list. Manic comedy with powerful moments of emotion like this scene from the dead poet society. Have a little secret for you. Huddle up. Huddle up we dont read and write poetry because its cute. Where he read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits an...

We will not solve this humanitarian crisis. Who was not elected to serve in the house of representatives. Until we end president obamas amnesty. Senator cruz calling the shots. To vote against the leadership. It shows the box that john boehner has put himself in. He says the president can take actions on his own without congress. They are now encouraging him on a statement to act by himself. Thats what theyre suing him for. You truly cant make that up. Theyre talking about delaying their planned...

University hospital, says it is preparing to receive a patient with the ebola virus airlifted to this country from africa while in isolation. This outbreak is now surging out of control. New numbers out today show over 1,300 cases, 729 deaths reported. In this country the cdc has issued what they call a level 3 travel warning, thats their highest level. So far it concerns those americans headed to the infection region in western africa. This while u. S. Hospitals have been put on notice, all of ...