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[bleep] >> if indeed this was said i would have hoped we had some tape. i would have liked to have seen this. >> the tape was too expensive. >> what was the question? >> there was none. >> one of the quotes they did, i couldnt tell if this was where obamacare was good or bad. high said obviously three hours is a longtime to wait and i agree. but it will save me $6,000 and for that i would wait all day. that sums it up in a nutshell. the longer this goes on and we realize it is not going to a wor...

Out of her mouth? >> no, it doesnt. you know what is funny? i heard this song on my pandora station, used up. i love it. i think it is a hit. it is surprising to see things coming out of her mouth. it is surprising to see. >> i think it is progress. i think it is progress that thats the nature of whatever she is doing. her voice sounds like a robot squirrel show. squirrel though. since when did it become okay not to sound like whrow and to sound like a robot squirrel? >> even with auto tune her ...

Did you ever live in england? >> no. i am not even aware it exists. >> i lived there for awhile. the national health service is just terrible. it is like trying to run a marathon with lead weights on your ankles and it has held back the country and helped lead to the destruction of the industrial military complex in the western civilization. so america has to become the worlds policemen and we are even taking a pass on that. we are like the national park policemen giving tickets to people becaus...

This show i got e-mails from people telling me how fat i was and that got me to lose weight. i lost 40 pounds. if you were dana you would say you look fine fat greg. fat greg you dont need to lose weight. people at home said you should lose some weight you sweaty, fat, weird owe. >> didnt you see my website got fat .org? it was you, you, you. >> bill, your self-esteem is terrible and rightfully so. >> no inflection. >> expru 30 seconds. >> yeah, eve time i go to hobo carl growing up i would be l...

[bleep] >> if indeed this was said i would have hoped we had some tape. i would have liked to have seen this. >> the tape was too expensive. >> what was the question? >> there was none. >> one of the quotes they did, i couldnt tell if this was where obamacare was good or bad. high said obviously three hours is a longtime to wait and i agree. but it will save me $6,000 and for that i would wait all day. that sums it up in a nutshell. the longer this goes on and we realize it is not going to a wor...

>> here is the thing. did you ever live in england? >> no. i am not even aware it exists. >> i lived there for awhile. the national health service is just terrible. it is like trying to run a marathon with lead weights on your ankles and it has held back the country and helped lead to the destruction of the industrial military complex in the western civilization. so america has to become the worlds policemen and we are even taking a pass on that. we are like the national park policemen giving ti...

The way you are? for the first two years of this show i got e-mails from people telling me how fat i was and that got me to lose weight. i lost 40 pounds. if you were dana you would say you look fine fat greg. fat greg you dont need to lose weight. people at home said you should lose some weight you sweaty, fat, weird owe. >> didnt you see my website got fat .org? it was you, you, you. >> bill, your self-esteem is terrible and rightfully so. >> no inflection. >> expru 30 seconds. >> yeah, eve ti...

>> all right, we get it. >> when a comedian gets a girlfriend it is a big deal. the point is if i was single i would hope they didnt have self-esteem because it is easier to sleep with them. now that i am in a relationship, believe in yourself. >> but not enough where you think you can do better. >> thats true. just think you are pretty. dont think you are smart. >> not even pretty. cute. pallettable. not adorable. >> you do a lot of, well, i think you are pretty and thats all that matters. >> b...

Tell the sheet freaks the shutdown meant all special events were canceled. thats the first story in our coverage of -- >> shutdown [bleep]. >> i found this shirt in the green room because the other one had make up on it. >> it is klan white. >> it really is. >> president obama, aka, the american hating crypto kenyan has moved to shutdown all of the parks including the one named after claude moore. the living history museum sits on federal land, but it costs the government no money. boy it looks ...

>> andrew, are you a guy. does it matter what is coming out of her mouth? >> no, it doesnt. you know what is funny? i heard this song on my pandora station, used up. i love it. i think it is a hit. it is surprising to see things coming out of her mouth. it is surprising to see. >> i think it is progress. i think it is progress that thats the nature of whatever she is doing. her voice sounds like a robot squirrel show. squirrel though. since when did it become okay not to sound like whrow and to ...