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A bunch of news that just makes you want to try is only too depressing. Could the change of season be the reason why . Some news helps you unwind this year . Stupid. But you know. Yea. Yeah. Yeah. Ye a. You ever wonder how Localever News becomes won . Abama. It happened in montgomery, alabama, a Cit Y Riverboat tried to dock in its designated spot along the waterfrontt. But a pontoon boat was moored there. Cops say the captain of the riverboat asked the pontoons owners to move, but was ignored. ...

Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. G...

hosting the show is surreal, i dont know how i got here, im basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, lets start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldnt put him back together again. the best part the president pointed to inv...

say -- news to me. hosting the show is surreal, i dont know how i got here, im basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, lets start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldnt put him back together again. the best part the presi...

american people. a new fox news poll shows that the president is basing serious competition from democrats. he only captured 62% of the vote against challengers robert f. kennedy jr. and maryanne williamson, and worse, 67% of americans view a biden victory in 2024 as a "disaster or setback" for america, the media pointing out that biden does face an uphill battle. >> horrible news, horrible news for joe biden and the cnn poll. while he leads his competitors by a huge margin, 2/3 of all...

360. i know youre upset. rightfully so. you just saw the durham report. which proved that there was no evidence to support any investigation with russian collusion and trump. the feeling its like being neutered. speaking of being neutered. greg is off tonight because hes taking his dog to be snipped. sorry, gus. better you then me. yeah, the durham report. youre asking, how did this happen? i wouldnt blame you if you never watched cnn or msnbc again. judging by the ratings, youre not. ...

whove been relocating rel migrs to proud sanctuary enclaves. rhonda santurce sending two flights of migrants to obamas favorite vacation spot, marthas vineyard, massachusetts democrats alreadhy calling that a humanitarian crisis. , and its only 50 people.d >> and texas gov. greg abbott dropping off busloads of immigrants right at kamalasd doorstep after she declarede. the border secure. using the president is accusing republicans of using those asylum seekers as political oth props whi...

proud sanctuary enclaves. ron desantis sending two flights of migrants to obamas favorite vacation spot, marthas vineyard. massachusetts democrats already calling that a humanitarian crisis, and its only 50 people. and texas governor greg abbott dropping off bus loads of immigrants right at kamalas doorstep after she declared the borders secure. the president is accusing republicans of using those asylum seekers as political props, while others go even further. >> instead of working wi...

A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. And world peace. What is not to love . Does matter to me. Trumps love life is not on my list. But now i realize that it matters. For example, right now in north korea their dismantling rockets sites. Why . Obviously because trump may have slept around. [laughter] the europeans just stopped skimming us with tariffs but according to cnn before that ...

God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a gu...