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Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. G...

Time time time time time ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah. did you ever wonder how local news becomes national? it napped montgomery, alabama. a city-owned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. so if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the

Long. seems too long. like i thought side effects had to be negative. >> greg: you know, you bring up an interesting point >> kat: you know whats weird is those arent very good jokes but whenever theres a subject about literally any other story you have like ten boner jokes. >> jamie: but when its about a boner i have nothing >> kat: did you just crack under the pressure. >> tyrus: its the fear of the unknown. you want the spider to bite you and you dont want the spider to bite you but theres a ...

>> greg: oh, why? >> tyrus: well, look at him. he was born with white hair. he wouldnt be in a black car. >> greg: you know, this always happens when politicians try to act real, jamie >> jamie: uh-huh, very true. >> greg: they cant act like human beings. why is that? >> jamie: when they try to relate. like when he was done pumping it i guess he sat in the back seat and waited for the car to drive him home n pences defense though gas would be $0 if you pumped it like that. [laughter] >> jamie: t...

Arrangement. but somebody had to go. >> martha: these people are not the best us and go out on a limb and say the pontoon boats are not the best and when they got handcuffed they were totally like yeah that happened. >> greg: i want to relive that stage of my life where you get arrested and youre like, yeah, just another day. >> martha: just sitting on the dock. >> greg: jamie did that remind you of how your divorce jean yeah, yeah. >> greg: you didnt see that coming. >> jamie: this really hit h...

Alone or you live in new york city, you should wear a mask in your house so when you break in you can go what are you doing im working this side of the street. go over there im working this side. >> oh, sorry. >> im wearing a mask bro. respect. >> greg: imagine visiting somebody like that whos alone in a mask. like the expectation that shes going to run into anybody. thats like, i dont know, thats like jamie carrying around a condom. >> jamie: thats right. i feel bad for surgeons. >> greg: yes. ...

>> jamie: tonight, just speaker. >> greg:. >> greg: you cancelled a lot of shows, thats true sorry i interrupted. >> jamie: not at all. for a while i saw one performer the whole time he was on stage he wore a mask and it just kind of ruined it. he was a ventriloquist. or was he? >> greg: we dont know. we dont know. that was the secret. tyrus, what do you make of this? feels like the mask is now another identity. >> tyrus: ive got to be honest. when you talk like this ti think you should wear a m...

Bananas to get bit. >> greg: you know whats funny? i still like, you know, martha, im still hung up on the austria part. do you know anybody whos gone to austria? its not australia, its not germany, its this weird mix of australia and germany. austria. >> martha: no, not sfleel where is it? >> martha: actually austria near germany, it is a been its own country since the empire. >> greg: i will aie see it when i believes it. >> tyrus: sound of. >> martha: not like check slovakia which is czech re...

Was like what happened. it was i assume a drunkle fight. i have a question for martha because we share a wall our offices are next to each other so she knows i come to work every day in a track suit and hoodie and i dont have a corset on. do you think im a violent person? >> martha: i think it could possibly go down that road >> kat: ive never been in a fight ever. not to brag. >> greg: you have stabbed people >> kat: no. why does everybody always think that? i mean, nobodys offends these pontoo...

You cant -- listen, when you are fighting someone you are going to say stuff. so there probably was a couple n bombs that went out there, probably from us talking to us coordinating our attack. and then one very scared white guy was like did you just call your buddy the n word and thats why he got the chair. it was a setup. but the fighting was awful and im glad that the man came up and said, it had nothing to do with race, it had everything to do with bad beer, no cardio, and just overall just ...