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Greg: i get it what can you do. Happy tuesday. Greg: harris is in the middle of a media blitz doing the view, 60 minutes howard stern in front of more old then brian stelters boxers. Your appearance on 60 minutes so bad biden turned over in his grave. She then went on the views saying she wouldnt have done anything different than biden in the last four years except pick a better vp. When the secret service patted down joy behar they found a pound to of bratwurst and kielbasa. She turned 82 yeste...

Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. G...

Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

♪ >> greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, its time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans pe...

light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter bidens pants in a porno theater. and were seeing more boycotts than at kevin spaceys sleep away camp. its okay. its okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is...

of the first time i saw kim kardashians butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] >> greg: im behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondents dinner. i havent gone since because how could i top that. this weekends version of the event also reminded me why i havent been back either. main stream media s...

how silky smooth my back is right now, youd understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but its a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep -- im sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something weve all suspected but couldnt prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who dont believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was ...

Long. seems too long. like i thought side effects had to be negative. >> greg: you know, you bring up an interesting point >> kat: you know whats weird is those arent very good jokes but whenever theres a subject about literally any other story you have like ten boner jokes. >> jamie: but when its about a boner i have nothing >> kat: did you just crack under the pressure. >> tyrus: its the fear of the unknown. you want the spider to bite you and you dont want the spider to bite you but theres a ...

Everythings racist. >> terry: of course. no future. >> greg: there you go. shut up terry. >> terry: im going to murder him. >> greg: kat do you lie awake thinking about climate >> kat: no. >> greg: no? you okay? just counting your money? counting your number from the number one book? >> kat: i think this woman has done something noble because now i know who she is. thats not true yesterday. >> greg: thats true. proved my monologues point >> kat: exactly. i think thats what its about. you could h...